If u are a man and u wan2 live a long life pls dnt go near ur woman’s phone unless u hav shock-absorbers like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka )crying like a baby,then we got talking.
Me: Mekus wetin happen now…who die nau
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o
Me: chizoooooosu!!! amaka don die?
Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry…dis girl has finished me ooo
Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened
Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiot 2 save my name in her phone….
Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u even makin u cry? U get time my broda…
Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18
Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone…
Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta…
Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe ,Timothy and Jacob),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi, Samuel,Mike,Gr e g),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis….
Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!!

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