Hey Guys lets share some funny text messages here,i just got this from a friend.

Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.

Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

   

Share yours here!

Thanks.

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What is wrong with your phone? I tried calling you, but the operator said, "Welcome to the jungle! The monkey you are trying to call in on the tree. Please, try again later."

And this :

Who said fill in the blank is very easy? Try this. Fill in the blank with Yes or No. "___, I am not a normal person."

u tried son. . .

at least better than his p0p

dragnet:

at least better than his p0p

. . . right!

Thanks guyz but its will kind enough if you share yours, . .

Sowi bt I got no txt to post 'cos I dnt "socialize". . . . .nt dat dis guy aint friendly, bt Its just ma' nature to be quiet

Army: I'm going to buy my wife a bra but I don't know the size.
Saleslady: Don't worry sir, just touch my breast and try to estimate.
Army: Oh, I forgot! She needs panty too!

ROTFLMAO     

Bada bing

Bada bing

lol, funny texts

@: Fadajasi
What the meaning of that?

@skipo87
Thanks alot, hope to read yours soon!!

Funny, keep this thread alive