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New Discovery In Chemistry! by Immortal1(m): 9:51pm On Mar 22, 2013
A new element added to PERIODIC
TABLE:
.
.
Name:" Girl
Symbol:" Gl
Atomic weight:" Don't even dare to
ask..
Physical properties:"
1. Boils at any time,
..
2. Melts when handled with love and
care,
..
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
..
1. Very reactive,
..
2. Highly unstable,
..
3. Possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent..
..
2. Volatile when left alone..
Occurrence:".
..
Mostly found in front of the
mirrors.

NB: Kindly add ur own xtics, 2 consolidate d discovery. Lolzzz

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