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| If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by cricifixo: 9:20am On Mar 25, 2013 |
If the children of Israel were Nigerians, they would've wasted the whole day on the Red sea taking pics & updating: "Chilling with Moses..Miracle things".... Add yours to make this thread lively 2 Likes |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by boffinkaz(m): 9:31am On Mar 25, 2013 |
Why only the children of Israel  What of Adult of Israel?? I'm sure they will negotiate the sale of d red sea with the egyptians. :PWhy only the children of Israel What of Adult of Israel?? I'm sure they will negotiate the sale of d red sea with the egyptians. |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by MizSammy(f): 9:32am On Mar 25, 2013 |
and then they would upload to facebook nd tag pharoah 1 Like |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by boffinkaz(m): 9:33am On Mar 25, 2013 |
Why only the children of Israel What of Adult of Israel?? I'm sure they will negotiate the sale of d red sea with the egyptians.  |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by cricifixo: 10:03am On Mar 25, 2013 |
boffinkaz: Why only the children of IsraelThey'll turn a section to a jacuzzi and collect fee from d Egyptians  boffinkaz: Why only the children of IsraelThey'll turn a section to a jacuzzi and collect fee from d Egyptians |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by Oludrex(m): 10:12am On Mar 25, 2013 |
cricifixo: If the children of Israel were Nigerians, they would've wasted the whole day on the Red sea taking pics & updating: "Chilling with Moses..Miracle things"....screwing d egyptians ...lwkm d,,,, Oga Ade ... Camera dey for that time??..sorry to say bt U dumb gan o 1 Like |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by chikk(f): 11:43am On Mar 25, 2013 |
Oludrex: Pls wake up joor. Stop being too uptight. There was no camera then and no nigeria too. The poster said 'IF...' That's a condition and it means that all things have to be equal. Present naija situations equated to the Israel's of old. 1 Like |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by classikelly: 1:27pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
Oludrex:Na 21st century isrealites ni |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by cricifixo: 1:54pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
chikk:Don't mind d fellow, I tink he is underaged to even join dis forum |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by churific(m): 9:30pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
Funny post but I doubt that. Don't forget they were being chased. The Nigerians I know will be racing to the front only to update their statuses when they're safely on the other side. But then again, they didn't know they were being chased until they got to the middle of the Red Sea. So Nigerians would've spent the whole day taking pics and updating statuses and end up either getting caught or drowning with Pharoah and his crew |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by labaks(f): 8:41am On Mar 26, 2013 |
@Op they'll also update ''promise land 30% loading .... Hahahahahahah |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by blidz2(m): 6:30pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
cricifixo: If the children of Israel were Nigerians, they would've wasted the whole day on the Red sea taking pics & updating: "Chilling with Moses..Miracle things"....they would have stollen pharoahs golden cup nd many treasures along wiv dem... |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by chikk(f): 9:01pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
I swear, my naija people won't everly part with their valued gold to mold a calf o. Lai lai! |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by Nobody: 9:02am On Mar 27, 2013 |
churific: Funny post but I doubt that. Don't forget they were being chased. The Nigerians I know will be racing to the front only to update their statuses when they're safely on the other side.rofl |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by cricifixo: 1:37pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
churific: Funny post but I doubt that. Don't forget they were being chased. The Nigerians I know will be racing to the front only to update their statuses when they're safely on the other side.Jst as we are caught up with boko boys |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by cricifixo: 1:40pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
labaks: @Op they'll also update ''promise land 30% loading ....rotfalmfao |
| Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by Oludrex(m): 7:49am On Apr 13, 2013 |
cricifixo: Don't mind d fellow, I tink he is underaged to even join dis forumif i may ask, whats d age limit And if u r smart enough u will notice the underaged fellow is just tryin to make the forum interestin |
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