NAME: Emmanuel Smith
State: AKWA IBOM
DATE OF BIRTH: 9th August
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare
hands,
- Assassination,
- Jogging up & down Mount
Everest &
- Collecting rock particles
from the moon
MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant and
broke its neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a
fully loaded clip and
survived.
- Killed Superman.
- Held my
breath under water for 2
months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45
seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John
F. Kennedy, Tupac,
B.I.G (the list is too long).
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-
Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still
erupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed twitter bird..
- First man to land on the sun. - Carried the
pyramid
of Giza for 2 days straight!
SILLY
THING DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and
hurricane Katrina.
- Snow boarding on Mount
Everest.
- Sky diving from outer space.
EMBARRASSING
MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100
bears with a single punch, only 99
died instantly and the one that
was left
went to join the circus.
PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- when a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet
by diverting an asteroid
with just one kick.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag....