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Lol You Must Read This...dont Miss Out by Jay60(m): 6:13am On Sep 20, 2013
If swimming is a good exercise to
stay FIT,
why are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium
where
people SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go
to
HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial
discrimination even in chess as the
WHITE
piece is moved FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM
of
SPEECH, then why do we have
TELEPHONE BILLS?
If money doesn't grow on TREES
then why
do banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to its
BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING
when its
already BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP
others,
what are others HERE for?
If you arent supposed to DRINK
and DRIVE
why do bars have PARKING lots?
If All The Nations In The World Are
In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
When Dog Food Is New With
Improved
Taste, Who Tests It..?
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder
Is Never
Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't
The Whole Airplane Made Out Of
That material?

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