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Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by kronkykay(m): 7:18pm On Mar 30, 2008
HORSE RACING
==================
Horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big D1ck
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry

*********************
The Race starts
*********************

At the Post
***********

They're off!
Conscience is left behind at the post.

Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is
caught between Thighs and Big D1ck is in a very
dangerous spot.

At the Halfway Mark It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open
and Big D1ck is pressed in.

Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare
Belly. Merry Cherry is under terrific
pressure from Big D1ck.

At The Stretch
***************
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big D1ck is
making a final drive. Big D1ck is in and Passionate
Lady is coming.

At The Finish
*************
It's Big D1ck giving everything he's got and Passionate
Lady takes everything Big D1ck has to offer. It looks
like a dead heat but Big D1ck comes through with one
final squirt and wins by a head. Bare Belly shows.
Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pulls up.
Clean Sheets never had a chance ,
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by TOYOSI20(f): 4:13am On Mar 31, 2008
very nice
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by gilgee(m): 10:28am On Mar 31, 2008
Kronky you don kolo ooo you don kolo oooo. . . Na who do you so? E no go better for am oo.
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by clemcykul(f): 1:20pm On Mar 31, 2008
awww wonderful blaa bla bla grin

kronk thumbs down, dats tyte lol grin
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by gilgee(m): 1:37pm On Mar 31, 2008
prof you no dey tire to sample teeth? Have you been sent to tempt me till death do us part? sad
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by olulu(m): 1:44pm On Mar 31, 2008
donkey

u b da man,

i go dash ur my gran ma


u too much jo

grin grin grin
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by kronkykay(m): 1:58pm On Mar 31, 2008
no man!

make we start with ur elder sister first!

thanks peeps! u know i won't be posting this if y'all aint bla bla bla fans . . . .

hehehehehehe
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by clemcykul(f): 2:27pm On Mar 31, 2008
ure ryte
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by saucekid(m): 2:44pm On Mar 31, 2008
*rushes to subscribe*
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by naijastyle: 11:02pm On Mar 31, 2008
This is so blablastic. Good job kronky.
May your days be filled with bla bla bla.
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by ituen(m): 10:34pm On Apr 12, 2008
you be stupid boi oh cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by kronkykay(m): 10:35pm On Apr 12, 2008
Amen oooooo

last days' wishes

some cute sweet girl for bla bla bla

a bag of weed for every day i open my eyes

a well serviced shotgun (For intrudahz like gillgee, saucekid and Tufe)
Re: Horse Racing - Commentary From The 55.5fm Kronk's Radio. by ituen(m): 11:47pm On Apr 12, 2008
na wa for you

You don see the end of ur life?

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