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Lwkmd by lordmassac(m): 3:07pm On Oct 26, 2011
Wife: Baa bukkie, where on earth are you?
Husband: honey, u remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and you totally fell in lov with it?
The wife relaxed with a smile.
Wife: yes, the king of my heart i remember
, Husband: and you remember i do not have money 2 buy it for you at that time and i told you "honey, that necklace will be yours one day"
The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile now and even blushing.
Wife: yes i remember my love, d only cockroach in my cupboard,
Husband: good Iya bukkie. i am in a beer parlour next 2 dat shop wer I'm chopping d lyf of my head!!!
WHAT!!! Lolllll
Re: Lwkmd by kodylicky(f): 3:39pm On Oct 26, 2011
oldie grin
Re: Lwkmd by Ajibel(m): 10:53pm On Oct 26, 2011
Dumb joke from a dumb brain
Re: Lwkmd by lordmassac(m): 11:58pm On Oct 16, 2012
f**k off
Re: Lwkmd by Lagusta(m): 6:17am On Oct 17, 2012
Ajibel: Dumb joke from a dumb brain

Ajibel, can't u even shine a single tooth Always critisizing and criticising and critizisin!!!!!

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