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| Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 2:08pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
Having discovered the wealth of good in laughter, I have set out on a mission to always be laughing and looking for things to laugh about. So I felt we should exchange short jokes here to lighten our moods thereby keeping the positive effects of laughter working for us. Here's one; Headmaster: Are you the new english teacher?? Teacher: Yes, I are. |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 6:18pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
A man sends an sms to his wife;"hi honey, am just having my last beer, I'll be home in 30minutes, if I'm not, read this sms again". 2 Likes |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 6:22pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Aba is involved if the name of your phone is nokla, blackderry or samswag.  1 Like |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 6:27pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Headmaster asks :Are you the new english teacher? English teacher: Yes, I are. |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 6:31pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
To lend people money is human, to collect it back is divine. 1 Like |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 6:35pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
A man was jealous of his newly born baby, so he put poison on his wives nipple, the next day, the driver died of poisoning. |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 6:38pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Man: You told me several men proposed to you? Wife: Yes. Man: I wish you had married the first fool that proposed. Wife: I did. 1 Like |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by larayat(f): 6:53pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Mrs kofo said 2 ha maid'o lizzy,I suspect my husband z havn affairs with hez secretary.'The maid replied,"I don't biliv it madam,u are jst sayn it to make me jealous" 1 Like |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by realsammie(m): 11:04pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Two women sitting quietly 1 Like |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Newmane1: 11:58pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Gone are those days we use to rewind audio tapes with pencils and clean video machine play-heads with spirit |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by whalexyy(m): 12:41am On Mar 30, 2013 |
RIP is when u testify against an assasin in court and he later gets discharged on bail 2 Likes |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 12:57pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
realsammie: Two women sitting quietlywhere is the joke here, abi what is the joke here? |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:08pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
realsammie: Two YORUBA women sitting quietly |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Lagusta(m): 11:20pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
I had a warri friend called john erhudjakpor ovrikpokpotio onowugbedapesiripowaye...... So we decided to call him john.... Abi  |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by sats: 11:24pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Alleinad: To lend people money is human, to collect it back is divine., its true o |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by Alleinad(f): 8:29am On Mar 31, 2013 |
Lagusta: I had a warri friend called john erhudjakpor ovrikpokpotio onowugbedapesiripowaye......hahahahahaha!! |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by realsammie(m): 11:07am On Mar 31, 2013 |
[quote author=Valiantvaliant][/quote] GUY WETIN BE YOUR OWN. PARK WELL O! THE ORIGINAL JOKE IS " TWO IGBO WOMEN SITTING QUIETLY " |
| Re: Let's Read Your Short Jokes by realsammie(m): 11:11am On Mar 31, 2013 |
Alleinad: where is the joke here, abi what is the joke here? Yes nw, i dnt expect u to see the joke. sorry 4 ur low IQ. I beg which class u dey. |
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