Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air
balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean. After 37
hours in the air, George says 'Harry, we better
lose some altitude so we can see where we are.'

Harry lets out some of the hot air in the
balloon, and the balloon descends to below the
cloud cover. George says, 'I still can't tell
where we are, lets ask that guy on the ground.'

So Harry yells down to the man, 'Hey, pardon me
but could you tell us where we are?'

The man on the ground yells back, 'You're in a
balloon 100 feet up in the air.' George turns to
Harry and says, 'that man is a lawyer.'

'How can you tell?', inquires Harry. George
answers, 'Because what he says is 100%
accurate, and totally useless.'

LOL