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Things Have Really Fallen Apart by kenkruse: 6:35pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY IN NIGERIA....... ~WHERE THERE ARE DEAF AND DUMB PEOPLE AND MANY SMART PHONES. ~WHERE SEX IS FREE AND LOVE IS COSTLY. ~WHERE LOOSING A PHONE IS MORE PAINFUL THAN LOOSING VIRGINITY. ~WHERE IF U DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER U ARE NOT SMART AND SHARP. ~WHERE BATTROOMS HAVE BECOME A PHOTO STUDIO. ~WHERE GETTING A BB IS AS GREAT TO THAN ACHIEVING A BSC DEGREE. ~WHERE THE PEN IS NOW MIGHTIER THAN SWORD AND THE BOMB. ~WHERE RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER THAN MARRIAGES. ~WHERE CONDOMS AND GUNS ARE REPLACING BIROS AND BOOKS IN SCHOOLS. ~WHERE YOU WON'T BE CALLED MATURE AS A LADY IF YOU HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH UP TO 10 DIFFERENT MEN. ~WHERE PROSTITUTION IS NOW A JOB TO BE RECKONED WITH. ~WHERE PEOPLE PREFER ROGUES AND LIARS AS A LEADERS. ~WHERE LADIES PREFER TO BE WITH A MAN IN A JEEP CRYING THAN TO BE ON A BIKE HAPPY. ~WHERE SLAVES RIDE ON HORSES AND PRINCES ARE TREKKING. ~WHERE ANY MUSICIAN WHO HASN'T SANG ABOUT SEX AND WOMEN IS NOT A GOOD MUSICIAN. ~WHERE DRESSING NAKED IS A SIGN OF BEAUTY THAN DRESSING DECENT. ~WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER ACTORS AND ACTRESS THAN TALENTED UGLE PEOPLE. ~WHERE TRUTH IS IGNORED AND LIARS ARE WORSHIPPED..... IS THIS A GREAT NIGERIA TO YOU? **** ADD YOURS**** 1 Like |
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