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Jokes: Drinkard And De Priest by amokejoe(m): 12:25pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Two little boys stole a bag of orange from their neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot" One of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag . Few minuets latter a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: "One for me, one for u. "One for me, one for u" He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. "Father father pls come with me come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery." They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you., one for me, one for you.. Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: " Hey, What about the two at the gate?" on hearing this The priest and the drunkard took to their heels,, the priest almost pass the church gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet oooo…. For more of this kind of jokes visit www.ajoworld.com |
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