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Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by RICHIEBOI1(m): 3:52pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you please cash this cheque for me?' Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?' Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...' Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.' Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.' Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.' Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.' Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.' 'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!' 'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you, as President?' Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.' Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes? - Happy Sunday to you all!!! 7 Likes |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Spot on! He described himself better than anyone. Clueless! |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by psky: 3:58pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
chai! Who insulted our president like this o |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by billante(m): 4:13pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Nice one OP! but the clueless one is out performing the harvard arm chair critics! 1 Like |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by malc619(m): 4:18pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Na wa oooo!!! Make una pity una Presido na... |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by tashanja(m): 4:48pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Cha! Dem don finish oga at de top oO |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Geophem(m): 5:10pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
cant stop laughingggggggg, op u no well! |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Walexz02(m): 5:13pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
OP u dey madt o! |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by olabukola: 5:17pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
If GEJ is clueless as ioften read here then he must be leading people that clueless raised to infinity including the OP. I cannot think of a clueess man leading people that has a got a clue. 2 Likes |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Nobody: 6:14pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Op ur kolo really get alternative no cure |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Adurangba(f): 6:40pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
is this supposed to be funny? Cant find anything to laugh about on this. |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by AK481(m): 6:43pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Lol |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Nobody: 8:51pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
This joke is uncalled for. 1 Like |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by seanet01: 9:07pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Adura_ngba: is this supposed to be funny? Cant find anything to laugh about on this.it is beyond the beyond the comprehension of an amoeba like you. 2 Likes |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by saintneo(m): 9:21pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
I will form a committee to determine whom I am. |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by nikkyshyne(f): 9:50pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
The joke got me laughing. But it is unfair. He is our president for pete's sake! |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Adurangba(f): 9:51pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
seanet01: it is beyond the beyond the comprehension of an amoeba like you. Your ugly Momma is worse than an amoeba. Twert. |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by nikkyshyne(f): 9:55pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
^^ Easy does it. |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Gamji007: 12:12am On Apr 01, 2013 |
Adura_ngba: is this supposed to be funny? Cant find anything to laugh about on this.This kind girls sabi frustrate their guys. No sense of humour at all. |
Re: Who Did This To Goodluck Jonathan? by Amanyanabo(m): 5:16am On Apr 01, 2013 |
@Op na ur presido u dey abuse like dis |
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