Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you please cash this cheque for me?'
Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'

'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'

'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?
- Happy Sunday to you all!!!

Spot on! He described himself better than anyone. Clueless!

chai! Who insulted our president like this o

Nice one OP!
but the clueless one is out performing the harvard arm chair critics!

Na wa oooo!!!

Make una pity una Presido na...

Cha! Dem don finish oga at de top oO

cant stop laughingggggggg, op u no well!

OP u dey madt o!

If GEJ is clueless as ioften read here then he must be leading people that clueless raised to infinity including the OP.
I cannot think of a clueess man leading people that has a got a clue.

Op ur kolo really get alternative no cure

is this supposed to be funny? Cant find anything to laugh about on this.

Lol

This joke is uncalled for.

Adura_ngba: is this supposed to be funny? Cant find anything to laugh about on this.

it is beyond the beyond the comprehension of an amoeba like you.

I will form a committee to determine whom I am.

The joke got me laughing. But it is unfair. He is our president for pete's sake!

seanet01: it is beyond the beyond the comprehension of an amoeba like you.

Your ugly Momma is worse than an amoeba. Twert.

^^ Easy does it.

Adura_ngba: is this supposed to be funny? Cant find anything to laugh about on this.

This kind girls sabi frustrate their guys. No sense of humour at all.

@Op na ur presido u dey abuse like dis