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| If You Read This, You Must Laff. by Stegomiah: 10:07am On Apr 03, 2013 |
This One Dey Jooor !!!!!! After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich dude bought her a car. Don't get angry, dat will mk U an enemy of progress. Jst draw a timetable for both of U. U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... Ur life is on SOS. Mumu girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, cos the things she asked for only God can provide dem. Ladies, the only man you are allowed to chase, I repeat CHASE shamelessly is the man that stole your purse Why take Marriage counselling from a Single? That's worse than Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles & Cobhams driving lessons. I'm sure your mother did not give you breast scattered with tattoos, stretch marks, and Eczema... Pls allow your children enjoy same. Nollywood has influenced us too much thz days. I murder Cockroaches by covering their face with a pillow and pressing hard I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3wks when d nurse played her song on her fone. I had to stand up... to remove her battery Nollywood please na!☹ How can a ghost fall down while chasing someone? At 23, Ur boobs ve already observed eternal rest & Full time sleeping mode. Yet U are forming "hard to get" Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U Our Igbo brothers in China are involved if Ur BB has TV, MicroWave, Torch, Nail cutter,Toothbru sh, Lighter and Food flask in it "She's making me bark like a Bingo... she got me dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins Back then in Primary school, I used to think that song was "I have seen, seen the DANFO of satan" *sighs* That was how my neighbour named her triplet Faith, Faithful & Faithfulness... who did those innocent children offend??☹ Opportunity knocks but once, if you hear a second knock, bros check well, Na Jehovah witness. Now dat SEX is so cheap & rampant, decent girls hav bcom DIAMONDS, Clean men are endangered species, while LOVE is gradually becoming a MYTH Some ppl will come to visit U, and forget to take their Odour with them when leaving. Their odour becomes Ur permanent room mate.☹ So because Ur picture no fine, U dey claim say "Beauty is from within" Y U NO take X- ray do Ur Profile picture? Going for an interview at a bank....dresses like Cabo Snoop. *sighs* No wonder ur parents didnt use U for Blood money Ur partner buys U toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, & chewing stick for Xmas; & U still don't get d msg. Ur stupidity don enter Google map Even those that have heads like cabin biscuit be keeping Mo' Hawks too. *sighs* At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house, fightin ur siblings ova who gets d head of fish. Is d witch in ur village fanning herself wit ur pic? Na so my Ibadan girl-friend tell me sey she make pizza for me......I reach house see agege bread with stew and fish inside. *smh* If not for anything, abeg still Thank God sey Mosquito no dey fit transmit HIV. Choi! E for bloody shaa Hope Una enjoy am !!!!! Just modified my post to add this one, very funny! A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked"Who is a muslim here?" The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again,"How can a full mosque have no muslim?". No one replied. The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with him and tells him,"son come help me slaughter my goat for I don't know how to do it". After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells the man that he doesn't know how to skin it and that the man would have to go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him on that. The man returns to the mosque with a machete dripping with blood. When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts"Praise the Looooooooord!!!!!!! The whole mosque responds,"halleluyaaaah!!!!!!" 1 Like |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by dopeJemi: 10:14am On Apr 03, 2013 |
buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah  Yeah I did |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by greedie1(f): 10:18am On Apr 03, 2013 |
nice |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by BecaciaBarbie(f): 10:37am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Hahhahahhahahhhahaha.....verry hilarious! |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by BecaciaBarbie(f): 10:40am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Stegomiah: This One Dey Jooor !!!!!! |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by kentoplash(m): 11:46am On Apr 03, 2013 |
OP u try. Nice 1 |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by Xymc1(m): 12:05am On Apr 04, 2013 |
Wow,dis is wondaful@op |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by realsammie(m): 6:31pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
Nice one op |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by sats: 8:17pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
food flask for bb . . . i laff o, nice one, Excellent Humour |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by ayobase(m): 2:28pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Its quite sometimes I laughed on NL's Joke section.....this is more than joke, but facts! My "2" thumbs are up! |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by Stegomiah: 1:56pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
front page, pls! |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by dani1luv: 2:30pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
Copied from Twitter.. At least acknowledge their Handles |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by supanatural: 3:47pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
Uhh..., nice, didnt laff buh i did smile  |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by Ben13: 4:42pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
I smiled too... But it's cool. |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by modskiller(m): 8:44pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
;DOP, honestly, u r funny to d bone. And sincerely, u must be sick in the brain...... |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by Stegomiah: 11:44pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
modskiller: ;DOP, honestly, u r funny to d bone. lol |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by yurika: 5:35am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Its reallyy long. Short and sweet is better  1 Like |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by Stegomiah: 11:08am On Jun 20, 2013 |
Yikes! |
| Re: If You Read This, You Must Laff. by oderemo(m): 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
tooooooooooooooooooo long thing 1 Like |
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