A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim, '

'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's b.reasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'

'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely b.reasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

'Father, could I ask something of you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's p.enis. Could I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and after a few minutes of handling he was sporting a huge erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my p.enis in the right place, it can give life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes, it is, Sister.'

'Oh Father, that's wonderful,  stick it in the camel and let's get the fu ck out of here!

Tanimz, this thread is made for u

lmho

Loff love lust lol

A bit X-rated but I like it!

Nice 1 Element

Dat father na miracle worker lol wit dat him dangling piece of decoration like Element own lol

Studio CFR:

Dat father na miracle worker lol wit dat him dangling piece of decoration like Element own lol

na hot water go burn dat ur mouth, u don see am before??

Tehehe no voice na lol

stud abeg, no let make i vex ooo, or else u go need holy water ooo

stop blaspheming

baby.me:

stop blaspheming

yeah yeah, dats true, am sorry

Element Goat

so u like this girl too much to open a thread for her - na wo

blacksta u don kolo finish, who talk say i like am, even u self knw say we just be padi

oya then,

i guess you go soon open one for studio as well

wetin u dey try talk again, blackie no let make i curse u oooo, abeg in no fit pack shiit jor

Element G:

wetin u dey try talk again, blackie no let make i curse u oooo, abeg in no fit pack shiit jor

if u try am na back to sender x 100

Tanimz go dey very happy when she see dis thread lol

blacksta:

if u try am na back to sender x 100

just no go try me oo

Studio CFR:

Tanimz go dey very happy when she see dis thread lol

how sure are u say she go happy if she see am

Tanimz like notice me too much my brother lol

see how 3 old men dey fight over 1 girl!!  

Walahi - una don lost, I tell u!!  

Efemena_xy:

see how 3 old men dey fight over 1 girl!!  

Walahi - una don lost, I tell u!!  

minus me sha, thank God say u self u knw

Efe dey on heat again oh lol.

Studio CFR:

Efe dey on heat again oh lol.

hmmm. . . .

Element u can lie oh- dials tanimz number to alert her of the latest happeningz lol

abeg stud, no make me slap ur windpipe commot ooo, which one be d lie now

Remember to keep tha sabbath day holy dear *winks*

stud, u don mad honestly

minus me - abeg - i no dey fight for second hand - lol

blacksta:

minus me - abeg - i no dey fight for second hand - lol

which one come be second hand, na because say u knw na y u dey talk like dat, even self who knw maybe d one wey u dey carry now na third hand

Element- lol - See me as yo brother - i don get my swagger back-

see dem

shameless men

Efemena_xy:

see dem

shameless men

abi Efe - those two - abeg make we no derail thread