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Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:27am On Apr 05, 2013
This research actually took me 6 years, and the findings are concise.

10. T-ROLL : This material is the least used material by Nigerians as only 1% of NIgerians use it. often top lady politicians

9. PEBBLES / GRAVELS/ SAND : These hard materials are often used by the youth constituting about 5 % of the 9ja population

8. CEMENT PAPER: This material is also most preferred by 9JA ladies especially, constituting about 10 % of nigerians

watch out for 7, 6, 5

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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:42am On Apr 05, 2013
7. RAW: This method is also very popular in nigeria and often practised by the top politicians.They simply wear their pants after shittzing so the shittz will dry by itself. about 10% of nigerians practise this.

6. NEWSPAPER : Old newspapers are very commonly used to clean nyansh in nigeria, and children top this list of 12% nigerians.

5. PLANT LEAVES: Leaves of plantain, casava, yam etc are very popular in nigeria.and about 13% nigerians prefer leaves, especially the older generation.

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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:57am On Apr 05, 2013
4. WALL: Most Nigerians especially those in the police and millitary fancy this style. they simply brush their shittzy anus against the wall continously after shittzing. about 15% nigerians use this method.

3. CORN-COB: This material is patroninised across Nigeria as it is very cheap but effective. MOst university students go for this one.This constitutes some 13%


2. THE HEEL: This is simply using the back of the foot to brush the shittzy anus after shittzing. about 17% nigerians love this
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:03am On Apr 05, 2013
1. WATER: MAny nigerians wash direct demma anus with water and other liquids just after shittzing. Boko Haram members pprefer this method most.

thank you. so which method do u use?
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by Kolade9(m): 11:46am On Apr 05, 2013
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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by Lagusta(m): 12:08pm On Apr 05, 2013
Na soap, dettol and water me dey use ooo..... Cos i be clean fine boooyyy!!!! grin grin grin
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:16pm On Apr 05, 2013
Lagusta: Na soap, dettol and water me dey use ooo..... Cos i be clean fine boooyyy!!!! grin grin grin







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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by Preciousgirl(f): 6:14pm On Apr 05, 2013
dirty joke
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by vb0mb(m): 6:55pm On Apr 05, 2013
Pls mod, make this a front page

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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:34am On Apr 06, 2013
vb0mb: Pls mod, make this a front page





dani, oya-------shar-sharp!! angry
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by Lagusta(m): 12:14pm On Apr 06, 2013
Yeah, i like this....

Frontpage thingssss... Lets laugh a little
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by Vivly(f): 2:56pm On Apr 06, 2013
Front page
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:10pm On Apr 06, 2013
Vivly: Front page



dani, where u dey??/ angry
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:21pm On Apr 06, 2013
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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:33am On Apr 07, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by Nobody: 10:53am On Apr 07, 2013
Lmfao... Diz bin neva change!
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by ObiomaA: 3:41pm On Apr 07, 2013
Bin gbabgo...u are a fool....make ur mother come suck my prick
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:52pm On Apr 07, 2013
bin gbagbo:

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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:54pm On Apr 07, 2013
ObiomaA: Bin gbabgo...u are a fool....make ur mother come suck my prick
lol grin
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:20pm On Apr 07, 2013
ObiomaA: Bin gbabgo...please i am a fool....my mother should come suck my prick





i know grin
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by whiteroses(f): 7:24pm On Apr 07, 2013
Eww monkies
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:53pm On Apr 07, 2013
whiteroses: Eww monkies


and who be this one? angry
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:19pm On Apr 07, 2013
PretiEbony: Lmfao... Diz bin neva change!


pretty, which material do use patronise? wink be honest..
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by ObiomaA: 10:38pm On Apr 07, 2013
bin gbagbo:




i know grin

Oboy ur papa there lol!!!! How far na long time o
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by ObiomaA: 10:39pm On Apr 07, 2013
whiteroses: Eww monkies
Yo mama
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:55pm On Apr 07, 2013
whiteroses: Eww monkies
n wu is dis whiteroses,smh
whiteroses ko,rick ross ni grin
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by mikuz(m): 5:40pm On Apr 11, 2013
hehehe . . .
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by TopSpot: 6:04pm On Apr 11, 2013
Update the list. How about cow dung? I heard its being used in ancient times cheesy
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:22am On Apr 13, 2013
TopSpot: Update the list. How about cow dung? I heard its being used in ancient times cheesy


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Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:42pm On Apr 14, 2013
bin gbagbo:

grin grin
long tym bin smiley
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by Temismith(f): 6:58pm On Apr 15, 2013
This thread actually made me feel shitty!
Re: Top 10 Materials Nigerians Use To Clean Demma Nyansh After Shittzing!! by vb0mb(m): 8:23pm On Apr 15, 2013
This post is afraid to appear.

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