I love monkeys, and every close pal of mine knows that.
so, five years ago, i bought myself one bouncing monkey from the zoo
i called it junior, because it resembled the first son of my nextdoor neighbour junior.
i never starved junior, as i provided it bananas allllll the time.
i never chained junior so it was free to go anywhere.
one observation i made was, anytime junior was alone, it would go close to the pen housing my beloved goats and ram(i love animals u know and be watching them.
Now it happened that, one day i travelled to Lagos, and while in Lagos, i realised i did not leave any food for junior.
i became sooo apprehensive and perplexed.two days later, i returned home and smelled a nice aroma on the compound.
i went to the kitchen and saw goat pepper soup on the burner boiling with left over bones in a plate on the dining table.
i ran to the pen and saw one goat missing.
i cried out," na who come steal my goat ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!?"

then a voice from afar replied with soprano. . ." na me ooooooo, oga!"
i went closer and closer to the voice, and behold i got there!!!
it was junior.
Junior confessed killing the goat for pepper soup!


i fainted












that was why i sold junior for 250 naira!

ZEBRA MAN

The traffic is really bad in Lagos. After 10 minutes of a man trying to pass over the zebra crossing with his tokunbo a policeman comes up to him and says, "you do know there is a zebra crossing up there don't you , dont you see?" The man replies, "well, I am MR Isaac Zebra, can i go now?"












policeman collapsed!!!

^
lmao

;d ;d ;d ;d

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Who can say if your love grows
as your heart chose
Only time.

*first one stale, second funny
Joke Grading: C-

Remarks: Go and reread Gbagbalosophy

Lol

E funny o

bin gbagbo:

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Who can say if your love grows
as your heart chose
Only time.

JOKES PRESIDENT, TOO WISE FOR MY WIFE. . .

after u na still u!

Lmao @ the second joke, the zebra man

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whu the hell is you?

Krazylover:

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dis must mean dat krazylover and bingbagbo are the same and one!

VIDEO
Papa Tunde sent his 12 year-old son Johnbull to the shop.
He gave him 1000naira to shop for various items.
when Johnbull got to the shop, she was welcomed by the charming lady attendant.
what excited him most was the lady's indecent dress that had exposed all her vital "statistic"
so Johnbull was busy watching, he even er, ecte.d
Now after making purchases worth 700 naira, johnbull gave the attendant 1000naira and requested for a change.
The lady angrily replied "what? go tell your papa say, you buy items for 700 naira then you watch movie 300naira, eddiott!!"













Johnbull dissscharged

u get fault!

r u referring 2 me?

THE TEACHER

A mad man(ode remo) was strolling around a school when he observed the primary 5 teacher lashing and cursing pupils for their inability to spell certain words.
This infuriated the mad man so entered the classroom and grabbed the cain from the teacher and yelled at him " what the hell are you doing to the poor children?"
the teacher shivering replied '" they couldnt spell some basic english words"
" shut up!!!!" the mad man replied .*the mad man whistles*
the teacher asked " why the whistle?"
"shut up and spell that before i give you 13 lashes right now!!! "













the teacher died at once!!!

chuckles

^^

guy, get off my thread before i bite your kidneys, bush pig!!

yes u!

^^
bushy bush pig!!!

enters thread and sights a lot of bush pigs on rampage.

bin gbagbo:

                                       THE TEACHER   

A mad man(ode remo) was strolling around a school when he observed the primary 5 teacher lashing and cursing pupils for their inability to spell certain words.
This infuriated the mad man so entered  the classroom and grabbed the cain from the teacher and yelled at him " what the hell are you doing to the poor children?"
the teacher shivering replied '" they couldnt spell some basic english words"
" shut up!!!!"  the mad man replied  .*the mad man whistles*
the teacher asked " why the whistle?" 
"shut up and spell that before i give you 13 lashes right now!!! "     













the teacher died at once!!!

The teacher didn't die at once, he shouted "oh no another bush pig with a dry joke" then he died!

aigoo!!

^^^

SUTO, good evening!!

*Speechless*

in love with me already?

VASECTOMY

lOL, Papa Musa had 6 children, so resolved to go for a vasectomy so he will not be able to have children again.
He went to the hospital and it was done for him.
3 years later, he was back to the hospital with a complaint:
Papa Musa:i cant believe it doc, how can i still have 2 children in 3 years after a vasectomy?

Doc:Listen up man, you should just thank your stars, mr edwin Okafor had a vasectomy that same year, and he now has 4 more kids

Papa Musa: That means you must be a quack doctor!!!

Doc:and you didnt know?

Papa Musah:foolish man, e no go better for your generations unborn, eedioot!!

Doc:

Guy u too funny. . . .

^^^

THANKS SO MUCH ELDAV, ALLAH BLESS YOU. . .1LUV

2 stale. . . *goes back to playing vice city*