Friends! As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.
3. I fit write text message with a toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected".
7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found".
8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found".
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected".

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found".
I don hear whhiin for dis chincooooo.