Resimay


Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik with one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I'm lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job through my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus what you want to pay me and what you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

MISS SAM MILLA





PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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Employer's response:


Dear SAM MILLA,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check and besides, it's never too late to learn, you know

Tj-Tj

lol

hmmm some tantalizing bosom

For this kain application,

Na Pix dem dey use instead of letter

Just carry ur pix to any company n u don start job sharp sharp

Hmm your certificates are good but em one more thing
ARE YOU MARRIED

Oh boi see boobs?

the thing dey attack eye no be small

No be small

_{infact, na which of my wife i go do enlargement on sef?}

frankly speaking.This is a family-sized boobs

Empolyer beware !So that you dont die of ingesting expired milk.

Your autopsy will reveal.