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My Mother Taught Me... by Mrevildoer(m): 11:40pm On Apr 12, 2013
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…
“Just wait until your father gets home.”
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING….
“You are going to get it when we get home!”
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE…
“What were you thinking? Answerme when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!”
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC…
“If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me.”
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE…
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway.”
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD…
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”
7. My Mother taught me ESP…
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR…
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
10.My Mother taught me about SEX….
“How do you think you got here?”
11.My Mother taught me about GENETICS…
“You’re just like your father.”
12.My Mother taught me about myROOTS…
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”
13.My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE…
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”
14.And my all time favorite… JUSTICE…
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like. smiley

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Re: My Mother Taught Me... by jeffizy(m): 1:37am On Apr 13, 2013
Mr evildoer:
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
Hey bro, your mum is a good and outstanding woman.
She thought you all the things you needed to become AN ADULT.
But why have you refused to follow her teaching?
Why did you become Mr EVILDOER ?

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Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Nobody: 2:25am On Apr 13, 2013
grin cheesy wink
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by BabaOyo(m): 3:27am On Apr 13, 2013
jeffizy:
But why have you refused to follow her teaching?
Why did you become Mr EVILDOER ?
Buhahaha. ........very funny one mr Jeffzy....lmao. ....guess he is a rebel.

@Topic. ....really Mothers are just wonderful. no matter how harsh and hard you think they are, they are almost always right.

Iya ni wura...........
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Nobody: 3:58am On Apr 13, 2013
Nice one op! smiley

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Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Mrevildoer(m): 12:00am On Apr 14, 2013
jeffizy:
Hey bro, your mum is a good and outstanding woman.
She thought you all the things you needed to become AN ADULT.
But why have you refused to follow her teaching?
Why did you become Mr EVILDOER ?



I'M NOT EVIL, JUST SLIGHTLY BEND & VERY TWISTED.
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Mrevildoer(m): 12:02am On Apr 14, 2013
Baba Oyo:
Buhahaha. ........very funny one mr Jeffzy....lmao. ....guess he is a rebel.

@Topic. ....really Mothers are just wonderful. no matter how harsh and hard you think they are, they are almost always right.

Iya ni wura...........


ßaba ni jigi
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Pygru: 1:14am On Apr 14, 2013
cool smiley
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by jeffizy(m): 1:19am On Apr 14, 2013
Mr evildoer:



I'M NOT EVIL, JUST SLIGHTLY BEND & VERY TWISTED.
Bro, side joke apart, that write up is very cool.
Thumbs up nro.
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Mrevildoer(m): 12:44pm On Apr 14, 2013
jeffizy:
Bro, side joke apart, that write up is very cool.
Thumbs up nro.


THANKS MAN cool cool
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Mrevildoer(m): 12:50pm On Apr 14, 2013
Brand_new: grin cheesy wink
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Shugamania(f): 4:27pm On Apr 17, 2013
Lol..
Cool!
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by tasandra: 4:38pm On Apr 17, 2013
Thumbs up Op,God bless ol mamas in the wld cheesy

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Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Mrevildoer(m): 8:12pm On Apr 21, 2013
tasandra: Thumbs up Op,God bless ol mamas in the wld cheesy



AMEN O cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by clemz85(m): 11:27pm On Apr 21, 2013
far from me any woman who
may come between me & mom...
though i am not marry.
but please respect ma mom even before me
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by clemz85(m): 11:28pm On Apr 21, 2013
far from me any woman who
may come between me & mom...
though i am not marry.
but please respect ma mom even before me.

@op,
my 1 doller
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by urlly(f): 11:48am On Apr 22, 2013
Mr evildoer: 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…
“Just wait until your father gets home.”
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING….
“You are going to get it when we get home!”
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE…
“What were you thinking? Answerme when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!”
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC…
“If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me.”
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE…
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway.”
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD…
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”
7. My Mother taught me ESP…
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR…
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
10.My Mother taught me about SEX….
“How do you think you got here?”
11.My Mother taught me about GENETICS…
“You’re just like your father.”
12.My Mother taught me about myROOTS…
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”
13.My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE…
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”
14.And my all time favorite… JUSTICE…
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what it’s like. smiley

With d power bestowed upon me and because of dis write up, I THEREFORE Change ur name from EVILDOER to GOODDOER.
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Mrevildoer(m): 6:40pm On Apr 24, 2013
urlly:

With d power bestowed upon me IYA JESU and because of dis write up, I THEREFORE Change ur name from EVILDOER to GOODDOER.
Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Popowaa: 6:59pm On Apr 24, 2013
God bless u op for this nice write up

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Re: My Mother Taught Me... by Nobody: 9:03pm On Apr 24, 2013
tasandra: Thumbs up Op,God bless ol mamas in the wld cheesy

Amen!

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