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What My Mother Taught Me by cumz(m): 7:53am On Sep 28, 2013 |
My Mother Taught Me… 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION… “Just wait until your father gets home.” 2. My Mother taught me about PATIENCE…. “You are going to get it when we get home!” 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE… “What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!” 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... “If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me.” 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.” 6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.” 7. My Mother taught me CARE… “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?” 8. My Mother taught me HUMOR… “When that cutlass cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” 9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT… “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” 10. My Mother taught me about SEX... “How do you think you got here?” 11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS… “ You’re just like your father.” 12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS… “Do you think you were born in a barn?” 13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE… “When you get to be my age, you will understand.” 14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE… “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you…Then you’ll see what it’s like". add yours and let's av fun!!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: What My Mother Taught Me by nekaa(f): 8:24am On Sep 28, 2013 |
*Smiling* I like... |
Re: What My Mother Taught Me by EfemenaXY: 8:29am On Sep 28, 2013 |
What a mother! |
Re: What My Mother Taught Me by cumz(m): 4:07pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
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Re: What My Mother Taught Me by olymurphy(f): 8:45pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
My mother taught me about faithfulness. In all circumstances God is always faithful |
Re: What My Mother Taught Me by cumz(m): 7:42am On Oct 02, 2013 |
olymurphy: My mother taught me about faithfulness. In all circumstances God is always faithful halleluyah |
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