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| The Clever Lawyer by drealnoni(f): 12:11pm On May 11, 2006 |
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out. |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by micklplus(m): 12:26pm On May 11, 2006 |
Thats brain working for you ! Sharp guy Cheers |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by Z4M4eva(f): 12:35pm On May 11, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by Ddii(f): 1:10pm On May 11, 2006 |
the Judge would just wonde what hit him ! serves him right for making assumptions. this is cool |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by diddy4(m): 2:29pm On May 11, 2006 |
does the lawyer have contact number cuzz i did like to meet him. |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by dm(m): 2:38pm On May 13, 2006 |
diddy4dt:  |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by eveseh(f): 3:12pm On May 13, 2006 |
whahahahah,lol |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by lauryn(f): 11:06pm On May 13, 2006 |
lmao  |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by funty(f): 7:57pm On May 14, 2006 |
| that is what i'll call extra clever |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by Immortalme(m): 12:04am On May 15, 2006 |
Nice one  |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by ojd(m): 1:44am On May 15, 2006 |
nice brain work 4rm the lawyer, Nice joke lady keep it coming |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by spikelord(m): 8:08am On May 15, 2006 |
 Should I just say the lawyer is too talented or something |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by GeeCee(m): 9:54am On Jul 20, 2009 |
Ahahaha |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by blissieng(f): 12:46pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
@Spikey or something . . . |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by Backup: 2:57am On Jul 30, 2009 |
That's just a brain teaser, wait for the real deal. |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by Gabry(f): 7:52am On Jul 30, 2009 |
Wheres the real deal? Tell me now. I aint got much time to wait! I waited till ma tits go sagging on the ground  |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by clemcykul(f): 10:07am On Jul 30, 2009 |
uses hammers to chop off gabbie's sagging tits***** |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by GeeCee(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
yeepa why hammer. u wicked o. |
| Re: The Clever Lawyer by Ladyrsky46: 7:01pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
lol |
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