neksummi:

Me sef.

As in...i gas sing am again to dey sure if i even sabi am..omo man, na osing osing i stl dey sing o

Our father who at in heaven, I know no your name................. Hahahahahahaaa, very funny indeed.

demmy55: This old man, he played one, he played nik nak on my door with a niknak 'badiwark' give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

I neva still sabi the song sef

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my door;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack on my hive;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six,
He played knick-knack on my sticks;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven,
He played knick-knack up in heaven;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack on my gate;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack on my spine;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played ten,
He played knick-knack once again;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

lindiwey: Whereva u go...gogogongo!
Whereva uv bn...sisieko!
Do not say yess when u mean to say no...baba ibadan!

Just curious, are you Nigerian?

chiover: they use dot baptise u?? Ode! Shebi u go chop meatpie

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My best is: d day is bright. Its bright n fele fele. Oh hapi dele dele. Day of joyo joyo 2x. Oh hapi day of joy ,mama jeloof rice

count your blessings name them one by one,
count your blessings see what God has done,
count your blessings,
name the one by one,

(now, here is the problem)
Enemies shablessings wat the lord has done...

It's recently i heard it's ......"and you'll be suprised with what the Lord has done".

lo lo lo your boat gentli down the sit
melili melili melili melili....
life is da da dream.

"sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living .
Lol........ Na true ,,..... even if....i dont know still now... thank u for teaching me ,,,,,

handmaid: ringa ringa rosy
a .....(incoherent balbbings)
i tish you i tish you
we all fall down
someone please, supply the correct words

Lol! na real i tish you!

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down

H I P for the HIP for that HIPOPO,
POPO for that HIPOPO and......

Who knws d correct lyrics 4 Mr Macaroni riding on a bicycle if u wanna marry me Mr macaroni bon bon sisi miya bonbon sisimiya bonbon sisimiya mr macaroni! Lol

b4 i kno dz one ehn.....iya titi ti sebe2x ebi n pawa awa fe jeyan iya titi ti sebe ODUN!

D CORRECT 1:we are h a p p y2x we kno we are we are sure we are we are h a p p y happy!

Shugamania:
Lol..This thread is a real eye-opener.
Am just comparing all d rubbish i've sang to the right words and am laughing like a maniac.



I stl dont know the right lyrics for this:

jangilingi, all d tym..
Riding on da pony..
Lalalalalalalala and call it macaroni..

Hehe, Someone help out please.

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pony;
He stuck a feather in his hat,
And called it macaroni!

solomon grandin born on monday xisten on tusday beri on satoday sa si ti en of solomon grandin

dis rilly brot bak swit memory

mummy is a kushin kushin rice pa pa pa,dadi is a palor wasifi,diden is a garden play futball a goal! change ur style.....

o lord of our creation,i pledge with loyalty and onex. bt all is taboo...baba GOD dey ahead of us.

I also remember, sandalilili sandalili instead of standard living standard living

Guy i am most guilty... Am just learning all dis now like dis... Tanx Guys... ( sabi guys )...

Maybe someone has posted it. But it always got me. Laughing whenever I remembered it
Sanda lili sanda lili.... Sanda lili sanda lili
I am a teacher in my country... Country
Some of you know me well...
If you look me up and down you will know that is true
In other words
Sanda lili is not correct but STANDARD LIVING

rubi96: the most excellency is Jesus. Heard the correct one on one gospel. The Most Excellent King is Jesus. Some churches in naija still sing the previous one.

we sang lyk dis... 'D most xcellency is Jesus,kiboroki,shout alleluyah amen,orobo kibo(2x). Lols. God ave mercy

I have a very big God o
Who is always by my side
A very big God o
By my side by my side

~ "Two black birds sitting on the wall... Nwannem Peter nwannem paul..."

Foxyhoxy: we sang lyk dis... 'D most xcellency is Jesus,kiboroki,shout alleluyah amen,orobo kibo(2x). Lols. God ave mercy

Are u a member of the Celestial Church of GOD... "Celeee" cos na dem women dey shake yanch 2 dance back and forth to alter...

All their songs na Guitar playing songs oooo Chainsall over body 4rm head to toe with a couple of bleached face then Snr Member will be nacking a few omo ijos/church members baba dud/Apako with a few members in the know as well

kai..Lord have mercy... on us all ooooo

craw craw dey for one boy yanch
if na true, close am make we no see
if na lie, open am make we see,.....

oyinmama:

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pony;
He stuck a feather in his hat,
And called it macaroni!

Wow! Thanks.
You dont know how long i've bn searching for this. Are u a teacher?.

Here it goes:
1. Oh dear wata the master
be what are the matter b 2X
he promise to buy me a bunch
of new ribon, Jonny so long at
the face fare .
2. Good bye teacher, goodbye friends, goodbye teachers, we are going to leave you now.
Many people tanana tanana tana...
I just tanana dey go till date
3.

De-Hero:
I pledge to Nigeria my country
To be faithful loyal and honest
TO SERVE NIGERIA IS NOT BY FORCE.....

you no finish am
to defend the penalty
and score the own goal by mistake
so help me God.

"Bla bla bla shee have you heny hoe!"

@ Op It depends on d primary school u attended 4rm d above comment 4rm my fellow nairalander, it shows dat u guyz went to JELOSIMI,ONIPATAKO GRAMMAR SCH. unilike i dat went to British Academy Lekki

wow lots of aje pako kids in here, well i grew up in VGC , all i can remember is taking vacations in the uk and usa, playing computer games and so on ,and my nursery rhymes were superb..lol( i too much) i am o sorry cant contribute to all ya old brigade gist...meanwilly, any of my type in the house just say yeepa

holiday is coming, holiday is coming, no more morning bells, no more teacher's wipe, good bye teachers, good bye scholars I am going home my jolly, holiday, my jolly, holiday.

haha, the good old times.

Seriously lafin here, adaobi don suffer sha