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Beer Nuts by belloti(m): 4:36pm On May 11, 2006
A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and popping beer nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He turned his head toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his ear. Both him and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out. All right she said, lets get you to the hospital.

As they walked outside their daughter and her boyfriend walked up and she asked, where are you and dad going. The mother said, we're off to the hospital, your father has a beer nut caught in his ear. The boyfriend then asked, before you go can I try to dislodge it. The boyfriend then stuck two fingers up the fathers nose and told him to blow. The father blew and out popped the beer nut.

The mother then asked the father, our daughters boyfriend is so intelligent, what do you think he'll be when he grows up.

The father replied, by the smell of his fingers, our SON-IN-LAW.
Re: Beer Nuts by diddy4(m): 8:00pm On May 11, 2006
gross. he couldnt even wash his hands after sexing her. damn thats nasty.
Re: Beer Nuts by micklplus(m): 12:22pm On May 12, 2006
Aww! the man na sharp man o
cheers
Re: Beer Nuts by ojd(m): 1:09am On May 15, 2006
omo the old man sef na soji guy, nice one
Re: Beer Nuts by spikelord(m): 8:22am On May 15, 2006
So the guy don dey finger their pikin since!
Re: Beer Nuts by GeeCee(m): 9:52am On Jul 20, 2009
Huh
Re: Beer Nuts by blissieng(f): 12:49pm On Jul 20, 2009
eWwWwWwWwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Re: Beer Nuts by Recoverd(f): 8:39pm On Jul 20, 2009
Lol
Re: Beer Nuts by romsky: 3:11pm On Jul 21, 2009
dirty boi
Re: Beer Nuts by sylve11: 3:22pm On Jul 21, 2009
very dirty cool
Re: Beer Nuts by chiejik(f): 3:44pm On Jul 21, 2009
shiii tongue tongue tongue
Re: Beer Nuts by romsky: 3:46pm On Jul 21, 2009
dont tell me he is ur mentor
Re: Beer Nuts by clemcykul(f): 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2009
its obvious
Re: Beer Nuts by Godmother(f): 10:22am On Jul 23, 2009
Lol. This is nice
Re: Beer Nuts by mamagee6(f): 9:05pm On Aug 08, 2009
Huh.
Re: Beer Nuts by baybbootz(f): 9:26pm On Aug 08, 2009
sharo dude.hehehehe
Re: Beer Nuts by Doggieman(m): 9:30pm On Aug 08, 2009
, i cn imagine, bad boy like me,

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