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| Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 12:42pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Going to ur bf/gf's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. A girl who does men ontop = TOP GOAL SCORER. Dating a girl today and having s e x on that same day = FREE KICK. Condom* = KEEPER. Talking bad about ur ex after s e x = SIDETALK. Abortion = RED CARD Morning after pills = YELLOW CARD A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN Having s e x without condom* = OWN GOAL A gal who gives u bj = REF Sperm = BALL Taking a lot of time before cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH. Add urz. |
| Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by INAHJOSEP(m): 5:41pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Front page!! |
| Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
INAH JOSEP: Front page!! done |
| Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by bunmioguns(m): 7:44pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Hehehe..nice one sutoboy bro.. Dis my post sef must make homepage. . . https://www.nairaland.com/1263561/consider-yourself-lucky-alive  |
| Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by kanmaolise(m): 2:11pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
meeting @ ur spouses place= away match meeting@ ur place= home match |
| Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 11:02am On Apr 26, 2013 |
kanma olise: meeting @ ur spouses place= away match hheheheh na u..if den catch u for away match..her papa go chop off ur head ni |
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