Give us more tonto dikeh topics jooh! We are poor but happy people what do u want to buy with ur riches if not happiness

Go n rob, n when u a arrested they should take u to SARS,there u will spend 2years in detention, d case will b taken to court. D court will remand u after 20 years u will b freed. When u comes back: look at ur friends. U will know that is d easiest way to b poor

op are you rich urself cos avn't seen ur name on the list of rich men in nigeria....take to ur advice..den wen rich come ova and tell us

You don't need a list or plan to be or remain poor.All you need is NOTHING!

Akpa ife: @op wht abt how 2 get rich?

Be wise for once mhen.... Try not doing wats on the list nd u will get rich..... Logic mhen.. Logic.... SMH

Add form bad habits to that list e.g heavy drinking, womanizing etc!

what kind of trend is this one abeg next please

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Edit: OK, I reserved this space so that i'll go through the post and comment but disappointingly this thread is not worth commenting.
Or did I just comment?

Commented u mean? Dull soul! And you wanted to impress who? Maybe you re not a parent or you want to be poor really.

jaymdee:

Go to the spiritual section of Nairaland.

badt guy !nofin person no dey c 4dis Nl

Imanuelle:




banned!

Stop playing rough play!

c++_crazy:
i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do?

Stop spamming this nasty story all over NL.

Go see a doctor.

.

Personally,me thinks this is absolute crap...I know (brilliant) people who live their lives this way & re filthy rich(& their wealth was neither stolen nor inherited)...if u don't ve anything +ve 2share,keep ur crappy stuff 2urself...*thinking out visibly*

[color=#990000][/color] Bravo!!!

There are people who do all these and are still very rich and wealthy.

I make dollars daily even without switching on my computer or leaving the house.
Many times money just comes simply through offers of adverts and promos on my blogs. So, I can wake up late, roll on my bed, fork a babe and still watch CNN before even posting the adverts and promos and then call another babe over for smooching.

What matters most in life is have the brains and get the tools you need and you will surely succeed in the world, whether you wake up early or late, it does not matter.

vanstanzy:

They sure is!

THEY SURE ARE, BROS! You are permitted to err though

@ crazzy.I think u have jedi jedi no be ur ogbanje girlfriend do u o

basadenet: This kind of info is not for a place like NL, so Mr Moderator remove it now.

Why?

hmm......

c++_crazy:
i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do?

dude u ve got haemorroid a.k.a pile.. go see ur doctor. and take ur health issues to the health section next time.

Akpa ife: @op wht abt how 2 get rich?

just do the opposite of what you just read.

Stegomiah: Dis topic don make front page b4 not quite long. Mod, ar u sleeping?

Sometyms I wonder why d mods repeat d same topics over and over again?

yuzedo: Seun plis don ban me u jealous madofocka u dis Ota boy doing juju to make peoples to come to ur websight. Bro, am loyal ok, be nice and i do advert in ur company. tenks.

hehehehehe, who is this person? you just made me laugh like crazy this afternoon with your pathetic writings, did you do it intentionally or that's the best way you can write?

c++_crazy:
i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do? U have pile jedi jedi go and drink alomo

c++_crazy:
i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do?

that is pile that you are suffering from.

Lol

11. Always try to please everyone around you.
Even to a point that someone ask you something you dont have, you go and borrow in order to please that person.
12. Don't be urself .
When people are busy provoking, misusing, and spoiling your things. don't react, pretend as if you 're not angry and just be smiling and laughing with them.

11: pray fervently without any hard work!

Stegomiah: Dis topic don make front page b4 not quite long. Mod, ar u sleeping?

na fight?