A man who ruined his clothes during a recent laundry session says a heavy-handed mishap led to a holy discovery. Martin Andrews was doing laundry and spilled some fabric softener on a shirt, according to the United Kingdom’s Metro.

When he took a closer look at the fabric softener stain, he says he saw 'Jesus Christ'. In the splotch, one can make out a man with his two arms outstretched. It appears the figure also has a halo on his head. Still, it might be a bit of a stretch to call it Jesus. “I showed my mates at work the picture and one of them said, ‘I’ve heard you can find
comfort in Jesus but you’ve found Jesus in Comfort,’” he told Metro. Andrews is not the first person to see the Son of God in an unusual place. An Ohio man says he saw Jesus in some bird poop that had landed on the windshield of his car back in February. “It’s like a perfect portrait,” he said in a video filmed from the inside of his car. “It’s like Jesus staring right at me.”

In 2010, a 26-year-old Southampton man said he saw Jesus in a Google maps image while searching for vacation destinations online. He said he could make out the face of Christ in a satellite image of farmland near Puspokladany, Hungary.

And since 2006, a photo has been circulating showing what is supposed to be the body of Jesus on a dog’s bottom.

Who says this one looks like Jesus..? It looks more like a demon to me sha.

Religion delusion how right was it.smh

Wow! Jesus Christ doing laundry. Interesting

phoneport: A man who ruined his clothes during a recent laundry session says a heavy-handed mishap led to a holy discovery. Martin Andrews was doing laundry and spilled some fabric softener on a shirt, according to the United Kingdom’s Metro.

When he took a closer look at the fabric softener stain, he says he saw 'Jesus Christ'. In the splotch, one can make out a man with his two arms outstretched. It appears the figure also has a halo on his head. Still, it might be a bit of a stretch to call it Jesus. “I showed my mates at work the picture and one of them said, ‘I’ve heard you can find
comfort in Jesus but you’ve found Jesus in Comfort,’” he told Metro. Andrews is not the first person to see the Son of God in an unusual place. An Ohio man says he saw Jesus in some bird poop that had landed on the windshield of his car back in February. “It’s like a perfect portrait,” he said in a video filmed from the inside of his car. “It’s like Jesus staring right at me.”

In 2010, a 26-year-old Southampton man said he saw Jesus in a Google maps image while searching for vacation destinations online. He said he could make out the face of Christ in a satellite image of farmland near Puspokladany, Hungary.

And since 2006, a photo has been circulating showing what is supposed to be the body of Jesus on a dog’s bottom.

Who in this generation ever saw Jesus & can tell us his looks? What make of camera was in existence and used to take his photo then?... "It's like a perfect portrait"...of someone you once saw?

Does any of your family members have a photo of your great great great great great great .... grandfather? Would you believe me and recognize him if I present a satellite image of him?

Freksy:


Who in this generation ever saw Jesus & can tell us his looks? What make of camera was in existence and used to take his photo then?... "It's like a perfect portrait"...of someone you once saw?....

Precisely, the Jesus character is a Roman invention.

All the authors of Abrahamic religious text are liars and fakers.

There isnt one character or storyline present in all of Abrahamic religious text that can claim to being original, if they wasnt plagerised, they was directly copied, sexed-up or simply outrightly made up.

The Jesus character was invented out of the plagerisation of older religious concepts and icons from all acrosd the world. i.e Buddha, Ela, Horus, Krishna, Romulus e.t.c

Mental health issues, right there....

All Abrahamic religious text are false, fake and counterintuitive.

false: untrue, not real.

fake: a plagerisation of an original; an unauthentic or malicious copy of an original.

counterintuitive: goes against logic and common sense.

Abrahamic religions peddle a false intepretation of the image of God.

The Almighty God IS African. IS universal.

Everyone knows that humanity began in Africa therefore the narrative of the Asian or European image of God is utterly false.