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Dad And Son by SamMilla1(m): 10:13am On Apr 12, 2008
See dad and son talking:

Dad: hey junior, I know I beat you a lot, but it's because you are normally very naughty, Do you ever feel bad when I beat you because I don't normally see it in your actions afterwards.

Son: dad I feel bad all of the time

Dad: sorry boy, But don't you feel like getting back at me to make you feel better.

Son: I do dad, everytime.

Dad: well sulking about isn't the way to go about it is it?

Son: ahhh, Dad I've got my ways. All I do is go and wash the toilet and I feel better immediately.

Dad: ha ha ha ha, And how does that make you feel better son.

Son: I always use your toothbrush, and I put it back immediately after, He he he he!!!
Re: Dad And Son by Migines(m): 10:19am On Apr 12, 2008
Great! Just great!
Re: Dad And Son by clemcykul(f): 12:56pm On Apr 12, 2008
lmao grin grin tyte stuff

hi dear smiley
Re: Dad And Son by tufe(m): 1:50pm On Apr 12, 2008
men, this joke make sense grin grin grin
Re: Dad And Son by ituen(m): 2:06pm On Apr 12, 2008
It makes mega sense
Re: Dad And Son by tufe(m): 2:15pm On Apr 12, 2008
mega mega wink
Re: Dad And Son by Nobody: 2:17pm On Apr 12, 2008
lol! cheesy funny
Re: Dad And Son by tufe(m): 2:39pm On Apr 12, 2008
just keep smiling like that baby, and i'll marry you cheesy
Re: Dad And Son by ituen(m): 2:53pm On Apr 12, 2008
Thuglife still dey game oh
Re: Dad And Son by Nobody: 3:03pm On Apr 12, 2008
Hehehe, reminds me of the few things i did when my parents and I got into arguments etc lipsrsealed grin that's all in the past now
Re: Dad And Son by tufe(m): 3:19pm On Apr 12, 2008
best man wins o

@ibkaye
plz share the experience with us
Re: Dad And Son by Nobody: 3:25pm On Apr 12, 2008
Well, i remember one time they got me so annoyed that i poured body cream all over their bed, another time, i was cooking stew and i wasn't in the best mood due to my mum and so i purposely used 100 times more oil, salt and seasoning in the stew, let's just say it didn't look very appetising, another time i damaged my mums expensive jewelry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Ahh, the bad good ol' days tongue
Re: Dad And Son by tufe(m): 4:12pm On Apr 12, 2008
men, i go fear to marry your kind
Re: Dad And Son by Nobody: 4:14pm On Apr 12, 2008
tufe:

men, i go fear to marry your kind
It's all in the past jare grin cool
Re: Dad And Son by ituen(m): 5:41pm On Apr 12, 2008
At times such behaviours na CARRY-OVER oh
Re: Dad And Son by gilgee(m): 6:44pm On Apr 12, 2008
Ituen meaning sey she nobi MP (marriage product)?
Re: Dad And Son by ituen(m): 9:41pm On Apr 12, 2008
Marriage product and Wife material na 2 different things
Re: Dad And Son by gilgee(m): 12:29pm On Apr 13, 2008
All of the above.
Re: Dad And Son by SamMilla1(m): 12:37pm On Apr 13, 2008
ibkaye in trouble, i will come to rescue you SWEETHEART
Re: Dad And Son by evergie(m): 1:04pm On Apr 13, 2008
*on his way to rescue ibkaye (his underground sweetheart) was picked-up by ituens body guards for capital punishment*
Re: Dad And Son by SamMilla1(m): 1:08pm On Apr 13, 2008
which ituen?,
Re: Dad And Son by tufe(m): 1:09pm On Apr 13, 2008
you na don too yap the girl wey she come run before you na put sand sand for her garri
Re: Dad And Son by ituen(m): 12:47am On Apr 15, 2008
SAM MILLA:

which ituen?,

we dey 2 before?
Re: Dad And Son by SamMilla1(m): 12:49am On Apr 15, 2008
so na your men wan pick me up , welldone, my driver phoned them about the flat tire
Re: Dad And Son by ituen(m): 12:59am On Apr 15, 2008
so hw does that aid ur escape?
Re: Dad And Son by SamMilla1(m): 1:02am On Apr 15, 2008
who was escaping, i was coming back home
Re: Dad And Son by ituen(m): 4:16am On Apr 15, 2008
whether i like it or not, u'll be put into captivity
Re: Dad And Son by clemcykul(f): 9:10am On Apr 15, 2008
*laffs*
Re: Dad And Son by gilgee(m): 9:47am On Apr 15, 2008
That laugh reach your belle so?
Re: Dad And Son by tufe(m): 1:27pm On Apr 15, 2008
ask am again
Re: Dad And Son by SamMilla1(m): 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2008
ituen , u will be castrated soon
Re: Dad And Son by olulu(m): 11:52pm On Apr 15, 2008
@poster


cooooool

i trip

grin grin grin grin

@ibikaye

will u marry me,

for kisses and hugs,
in the shower and on the bed,
for one round or all nite action,

until u get belly,
so help us birth control pills

grin grin grin grin

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