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Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nenenwa: 11:45am On Apr 12, 2008
Mugu has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer
from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and
sympathize with Him. As Mugu looks out over the gathering he
calls to one of his friends. "Mumu, Mumu," He calls out.

Mumu hears his name and comes to the front of the
gathering. "Yes Mugu,how may I help you my good friend" he exclaims. Just then a guard comes up to Mumu, cuts Mumu's right arm off with
his sword, and throws him back into the crowd, saying "No
one is allowed to speak with the prisoner!"

Mugu once again calls his name. "Mumu . . .Mumu", he calls.
Mumu, determined goes to the front of the gathering again. There
he meets the same gaurd who this time cuts off the left arm, and
both legs and throws him back into the crowd.

Mugu yells out once again , "Mumu,, Mumu". Mumu , who is now
lying on his back on the ground attempts to roll to the front of
the gathering. The guard seeing this determination and devotion
finally weakens and decides to let Mumu speak to Mugu. He
goes over to Mumu, picks him up and brings him to the front of
the crowd.

Mumu, with tears in his eyes looks up to his best friend and speaks,
"Yes Mugu, I am here. What is it I can do for you?"

Mugu looks over the horizon and then to Mumu and states,"Oh
nothing. I just wanted to tell you that I could see your house
from here!" grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by Nobody: 11:47am On Apr 12, 2008
roflmao! Piss Take! cheesy
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by SamMilla1(m): 11:52am On Apr 12, 2008
good one
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 1:53pm On Apr 12, 2008
Na which kain expensice joke be this?
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 2:21pm On Apr 12, 2008
but e cheap na, abi u sef no see am for free grin grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 2:30pm On Apr 12, 2008
I see am for free mut Mumu's pains dey worry me for here
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nenenwa: 7:59pm On Apr 12, 2008
why e dey pain u oga ituen? Mumu na ur relative?
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 11:37pm On Apr 12, 2008
yes oh, remeber that he is your husband
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by lightest(m): 8:15am On Apr 13, 2008
fight go soon start again for this thread
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 9:20am On Apr 13, 2008
And it may be u that will be at the recieving end
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by EXPOSER(m): 1:48pm On Apr 13, 2008
funny
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 2:05pm On Apr 13, 2008
what is?

this exposer guy na idiot sha
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 2:42pm On Apr 14, 2008
nene baby, ur joke is kool keep em coming! don't mind all these "Cherekambia" guys in here theres only one real man in N\L, he is Chief, Mr., Engr, Dr., Prof., Hon, Nze, Ozor Ituen Greenback! so pay him all due respect and pay no attention to anyother guy ok? grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 2:54pm On Apr 14, 2008
. . . . .all becoz he gave you the koko just how you liked it wink grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 2:57pm On Apr 14, 2008
wat more cld be better dan dat? grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by folly69(m): 3:04pm On Apr 14, 2008
so u like de koko?
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by naijastyle: 3:07pm On Apr 14, 2008
She lives for de koko.
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 3:30pm On Apr 14, 2008
. . . . .corrupt individuals grin grin grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 12:32am On Apr 15, 2008
Tufe,

U don dey cos problem enter my territory

As u see nightnurse so, na so so trouble she dey attract and at the end, she go run. PLS DONT FALL VICTIM
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On Apr 15, 2008
dont worry he wunt
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 1:25pm On Apr 15, 2008
i promise that grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 8:41pm On Apr 15, 2008
@ituen
shocked shocked shocked me honey? cry cry but sha u take style talk true kiss kiss
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by olulu(m): 11:39pm On Apr 15, 2008
@poster

hmmm
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by TOYOSI20(f): 5:15am On Apr 16, 2008
Nice
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by naijastyle: 9:12am On Apr 16, 2008
nitey stop causing trouble and running away. stay and face the trouble
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 1:21pm On Apr 16, 2008
wetin i come marry for?
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 1:55pm On Apr 16, 2008
so u marry for trouble
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 4:41pm On Apr 16, 2008
for bla bla and defense grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by clemcykul(f): 4:50pm On Apr 16, 2008
awwwwww am impressed nigtie bla bla bla should be de koko grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 4:51pm On Apr 16, 2008
against what, HIV cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 5:57pm On Apr 16, 2008
u wan try
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 7:54pm On Apr 16, 2008
na you bikooooooooooooo grin

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