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Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nenenwa: 11:45am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Mugu has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him. As Mugu looks out over the gathering he calls to one of his friends. "Mumu, Mumu," He calls out. Mumu hears his name and comes to the front of the gathering. "Yes Mugu,how may I help you my good friend" he exclaims. Just then a guard comes up to Mumu, cuts Mumu's right arm off with his sword, and throws him back into the crowd, saying "No one is allowed to speak with the prisoner!" Mugu once again calls his name. "Mumu . . .Mumu", he calls. Mumu, determined goes to the front of the gathering again. There he meets the same gaurd who this time cuts off the left arm, and both legs and throws him back into the crowd. Mugu yells out once again , "Mumu,, Mumu". Mumu , who is now lying on his back on the ground attempts to roll to the front of the gathering. The guard seeing this determination and devotion finally weakens and decides to let Mumu speak to Mugu. He goes over to Mumu, picks him up and brings him to the front of the crowd. Mumu, with tears in his eyes looks up to his best friend and speaks, "Yes Mugu, I am here. What is it I can do for you?" Mugu looks over the horizon and then to Mumu and states,"Oh nothing. I just wanted to tell you that I could see your house from here!" |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by Nobody: 11:47am On Apr 12, 2008 |
roflmao! Piss Take! |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by SamMilla1(m): 11:52am On Apr 12, 2008 |
good one |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 1:53pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Na which kain expensice joke be this? |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 2:21pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
but e cheap na, abi u sef no see am for free |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 2:30pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
I see am for free mut Mumu's pains dey worry me for here |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nenenwa: 7:59pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
why e dey pain u oga ituen? Mumu na ur relative? |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 11:37pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
yes oh, remeber that he is your husband |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by lightest(m): 8:15am On Apr 13, 2008 |
fight go soon start again for this thread |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 9:20am On Apr 13, 2008 |
And it may be u that will be at the recieving end |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by EXPOSER(m): 1:48pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
funny |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 2:05pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
what is? this exposer guy na idiot sha |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 2:42pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
nene baby, ur joke is kool keep em coming! don't mind all these "Cherekambia" guys in here theres only one real man in N\L, he is Chief, Mr., Engr, Dr., Prof., Hon, Nze, Ozor Ituen Greenback! so pay him all due respect and pay no attention to anyother guy ok? |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 2:54pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
. . . . .all becoz he gave you the koko just how you liked it |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 2:57pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
wat more cld be better dan dat? |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by folly69(m): 3:04pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
so u like de koko? |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by naijastyle: 3:07pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
She lives for de koko. |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 3:30pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
. . . . .corrupt individuals |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by ituen(m): 12:32am On Apr 15, 2008 |
Tufe, U don dey cos problem enter my territory As u see nightnurse so, na so so trouble she dey attract and at the end, she go run. PLS DONT FALL VICTIM |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by clemcykul(f): 9:55am On Apr 15, 2008 |
dont worry he wunt |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 1:25pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
i promise that |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 8:41pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
@ituen me honey? but sha u take style talk true |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by olulu(m): 11:39pm On Apr 15, 2008 |
@poster hmmm |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by TOYOSI20(f): 5:15am On Apr 16, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by naijastyle: 9:12am On Apr 16, 2008 |
nitey stop causing trouble and running away. stay and face the trouble |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 1:21pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
wetin i come marry for? |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 1:55pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
so u marry for trouble |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 4:41pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
for bla bla and defense |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by clemcykul(f): 4:50pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
awwwwww am impressed nigtie bla bla bla should be de koko |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 4:51pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
against what, HIV |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by nightnurse(f): 5:57pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
u wan try |
Re: Can U Do This For Ur Best Friend? by tufe(m): 7:54pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
na you bikooooooooooooo |
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