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The Man Chris Okotie. by bigfather(m): 5:33pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
A NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire! Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration |
Re: The Man Chris Okotie. by tufe(m): 11:23am On Apr 15, 2008 |
this has been posted before |
Re: The Man Chris Okotie. by ztyle(m): 11:27am On Apr 15, 2008 |
And so? ![]() |
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