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Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 9:12am On Apr 30, 2013
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.

*Abeg dress back.

*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.

*Have they BROUGHT light?

*The FILM is SWEET

*Pls help me SLOW that fan

*Mummy HAVE come

*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU

*Have you paid your school fees money?

*See as you BAFF up

*Put the bread inside LYLON

*I strong KAKARAKA

*Oya come and be going

*I KUKUMA don't have your time

*Shebi you have BB charger

*See how her eye is entering my food

*Did you see the sound of myringtone?

*I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume.

*I wan ENTER Motor

*U dey hear d smell?

*shey u dey catch cold

*Abeg leave me alone

*i carry God take beg u ooo

*have mummy Go

*why are u lying in ma head

*is uncle dat beat mε

*is mε dat wil do first

* una too like copy copy

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Yeske2(m): 6:37am On May 29, 2013
I wanna laff die

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