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Made In Nigeria English... by olorunthobby(f): 12:38pm On Jan 01, 2014
*Abeg dress back.

*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.

*Have they BROUGHT light?

*The FILM is SWEET

*Pls help me SLOW that fan

*Mummy HAVE come

*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU

*Have you paid your school fees
money?

*See as you BAFF up

*Put the bread inside LYLON

*I strong KAKARAKA

*Oya come and be going

*I KUKUMA don't have your time

*Shebi you have BB charger

*I beg make you Go n Die

*See how her eye is entering my food

*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?

*I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume.

*I wan ENTER okada

*U dey hear d smell?

*i dey catch cold

*Abeg leave me alone

*i carry God take beg u ooo

*have mummy Go

*why are u lying in ma head

*is uncle dat beat mε

*is mε dat wil do first

OyA sHa KuKuMa AdD uR oWn grin

*compliment of the season..
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by piratedcopy(m): 12:44pm On Jan 01, 2014
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: Made In Nigeria English... by jayseehe(m): 12:53pm On Jan 01, 2014
He now come and come and...

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Re: Made In Nigeria English... by Dhelake: 1:07pm On Jan 01, 2014
jayseehe: He now come and come and...
lolz
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by Dhelake: 1:12pm On Jan 01, 2014
I am going to tell my daddy
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by Dhelake: 1:13pm On Jan 01, 2014
I will now now do it
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by edo3(m): 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2014
I wan carry okada.

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Re: Made In Nigeria English... by edo3(m): 1:19pm On Jan 01, 2014
See me dey come.

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Re: Made In Nigeria English... by Ditoya(m): 1:26pm On Jan 01, 2014
grin Have you eat finish?
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by Kevsman(m): 4:44pm On Jan 01, 2014
ok my dear, go come
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by olorunthobby(f): 5:32pm On Jan 01, 2014
see me see wahala oo.. kiss
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by olorunthobby(f): 6:24pm On Jan 01, 2014
he is wearing a Short knicker
you dey feel am?? grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by nnadychuks(m): 7:27pm On Jan 01, 2014
gban gban i will go and tell
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by sonikstargirl(f): 11:55pm On Jan 01, 2014
come go ur house.
I dey use God beg u.
I ve belle-full

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Re: Made In Nigeria English... by Nobody: 12:24am On Jan 03, 2014
i have offed d light
I have baff finish
I was thought dat u will nt come again
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by sonikstargirl(f): 2:32pm On Jan 03, 2014
i wnt 2 follow u
u r lookin 4 my trouble
the milk have spoil
the sweet is sweet
rain beat me 2day
you r owing me
are u seeing it nw
up nepaaa...grin grin grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English... by Manpotent: 2:52pm On Jan 03, 2014
[quote author=olorunthobby]*Abeg dress back.

*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.

*Have they BROUGHT light?

*I go tell for you

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