This woman goes to a pet store to
purchase some dog food. She puts
the bag of food up on the counter
and notices a box full of frogs. She
reads the sign on the box...and it
says...."pu**y licking Frogs..$20
each (comes with instructions)" She
looks around to see if anybody's
watching her and whispers to the
man behind the counter... "I'll take
one." He packages up a frog. The
woman grabs her dog food and is
on her way home. She gets home,
takes out the instructions and reads
them carefully, doing exactly what it
says to do. 1. Take a shower. Put on
some nice smelling perfume. 2. Put
on a very sexy teddy. 3. Crawl into
bed, spread your legs and put the
frog down "there." To her surprise,
nothing happens. So, she thought,
perhaps the scent she chose is not
appealing to the frog. So, she
showers again and tries another
perfume. She gets back into bed,
puts the frog between her legs
and...nothing. She's totally
frustrated and pissed off at this
point. She reads the instructions
again thinking that there might be
something she overlooked. At the
bottom of the paper is says, "If you
have any problems or questions,
please call the pet store." So, she
does.
The man from behind the counter
says, "I've had a few complaints
earlier today, I'll be right over."
After the man got to her house the
woman says, "See, I've done
everything according to the
instructions and the damn thing just
sits there."
The man, looking very concerned,
picks up the frog, looks directly into
its eyes and says, "I'M ONLY GOING
TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS
ONE MORE TIME!"

A man and a woman meet in an
elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the
man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for
giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up
to donate sperm,
and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman angrily gets off the
elevator.
The next day, the man and woman
meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where
you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her
mouth full.