• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store
pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine
or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod hin head say "notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira
note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and
WATER sold in SACHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where government officials don't know the
national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealingMaggi and
given a chieftancy title for stealingmillions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission
to university, to get a job and worse still to enter
a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the
robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH
you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family
members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar
hand.
• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers
• Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!
•Where the man who had no shoes is the
president.