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Nigeria....my Beloved Country by fankasibe: 8:53am On Sep 01, 2013 |
• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge • Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday. • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod hin head say "notin dey happen guy" • Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. • Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER sold in SACHETS. • Where parents claim they were always first position in school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE' • Where government officials don't know the national anthem. •Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic. • Where you are jailed for stealingMaggi and given a chieftancy title for stealingmillions. • Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus! • Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger. • Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. • Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. • Where rich men must have pot belly. • WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. • Where generator is a social amenity. • Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. • Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers • Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!! •Where the man who had no shoes is the president. 1 Like |
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