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SIMPLE QUESTION: “why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” ( See Answers ;D) by Nobody: 1:18pm On May 02, 2013
Check out the following answers and reactions:-

GEORGE W BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
You see, i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit­­­y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

NSCDC LAGOS CHAIRMAN
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by my oga at d top,I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and my oga now tells you another reason later.But if you must know, just visit ww.nscdc. "cough" that's all...

So, Why do you think the chicken crossed the road?

Re: SIMPLE QUESTION: “why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” ( See Answers ;D) by Nobody: 1:26pm On May 02, 2013
For me as a Telecom engineer :
The line of sight of the chicken at the local end was clear to assess the bandwidth of the road with a load of 10 megabits per second(10Mbps)to transmit to the remote sight of equal frequency with no distortion or interferences.

Pls add your own
Re: SIMPLE QUESTION: “why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” ( See Answers ;D) by dani1luv: 1:37pm On May 02, 2013

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