Let me give you this hot gist right from the pot.....
You guys just need to read this.....
It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it
today
in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more
scary
oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be
overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the
way
home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than
five
minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as
flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with
her,
her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he
was carried away with her moves and didn't really
give
his concern to it. The married man had sex with her
over and over again. Paid her more than what they
bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of
having
another round with her. He didn't find her on the
bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom.
He opened the door. His heart beat drummed
heavily
as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He
screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He
ran to
the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled
to
him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The
pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but
couldn't when he discovered it was just a
nightmare.
The room was dark. The lights were switched off he
felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He
searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder
with a
hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt
something trying to swallow his head. He touched it
and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow
him
up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his
chest
was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's
poisonous
saliva covered his face. He started struggling and
struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried
to
scream for help but couldn't because if he opens
his
mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and
he
will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his
leg,
used his hands but the snake was too strong. He
managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits him. He looked at the
snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it
was a
big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and
smashed
the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and
jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for
help.
He dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was
asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his
wife
and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and
discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The
wife
told him everything he did and how he stroke a
python
dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him
she
was her mother disguised in a different body. He
cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry.
The
man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to
return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the
house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and
rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the
hotel
room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister,
his
mother in the room. They were all hissing like
snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the same
secret cult. They stood up and watch him without
saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the
throat.
He couldn't talk....
. And the only problem now is **I don't just know
how
I will end this FAKE story...****
...Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story joor...
I'm
sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful*

Thank God for copy and paste

Its all about snake after snake after snake...

This fake story captivated me.

Phew!
Btw...kudos OP

I fr say na

lanicky:
This fake story captivated me.
Phew! Btw...kudos OP

tanx for ur reading time

japhmanuel:
I fr say na

wat will u have said

Sparrow13:
Thank God for copy and paste

u mustn't comment

KashyBaby:
Its all about snake after snake after snake...

jus so u know

Lol

Chinatownm:


tanx for ur reading time

U're welcome.

This not make any sense

U try to make all this fake story

Now let me his, mtchewww