WinnieDPooh: Chai see as the room dry no single viewer or guest where is everyone...e no sweet at all

@Banttieman my sweetheart where art thou?

Alenkakent:
Aunty winnie... How far? ♠ believe smth is going on too cos an uncle to a friend of mine who is a friend to the vice dsa and VC told us that the school is already compiling a list of students from some depts (whose results were approved in June) but ♠ couldn't get the list of those depts whose results were already approved. So he said we shouldn't worry and that d results of other depts will also be approved for batch C....pls make sure you ask Mr Yinka that long list of questions to clarify o... But pls send me his fb name to infotechdave@gmail.com

banttieman: Sweetie, why did you punish me this much? I've waited so long for you. I sent pms to you. You have to inbox me your num. Hope you're good, I miss you to the moon and back.

WinnieDPooh: I'm sorry for my long silence jare i was busy hanging out with some friends and i was busy too. I didnt even see your PM i'm having password issue with my email now i need to reset it. Hope you are cool?

banttieman: Pls reset it as soon as you can. I'm quite relieved to hear from you. Yes I'm extra cool, are u?

WinnieDPooh: Yea i'm fine thanks alot

Sotenna: Akpos in a new Secondary School

TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week.

Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business.

On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.

QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of each bird write down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc.

After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.

AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!

TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name?

Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe I come from.

WinnieDPooh: OAU Peeps have you all seen this thread in the education section?

https://www.nairaland.com/1379320/whats-way-forward-prospective-oau

Alenkakent:
Thanks ... ♠ got your mail...

cdoffx: Sotenna want kill me with lafta. Chai i don laff stomach self de pain me.
Goodnit peeps

WinnieDPooh: Wow so fast? I sent it few seconds ago not even up to a minute lol... You are welcome all the same

mark.s607:
repping University of Nigeria, any Lion/Lioness in the building?

WinnieDPooh: Kk thank God i thought i was here alone welcome bro what school are you Representing?

j-slimz:
Goodmorning house. Its a new month. A month closer to the D-day. #looking ahead#

Funpeter: good morning mama J and happy new month to the house

hayordelevic: HAPPY NEW MONTH TO MY WONDERFUL BROTHERS AND SISTERS HERE...I ALSO WISH ALL MY OAU PEEPS GOOD NEWS DIS MONTH! GOD BLESS!

D Granite: Happy new month house may d good lord grant us our expectation.

Swhysarah: Happy new month friends we all shall continue to march forward #3 month to go# :-) #team 13 c on point# have fun friends as we ride on in the new month

Helenqollinz: Welcome 2 d month of AUGUST.May dis new month,bring favour,love,joy,peace nd all dat our heart desire. To all my OAU friend,dis month,have greater suprises 4 u all so dnt give up hope.Gud mornin palz.

j-slimz:
Goodmorning house. Its a new month. A month closer to the D-day. #looking ahead#

Funpeter: happy new month to the house

ayoolar011: happy new month people

Imanuelle: Hello beautiful people .

dimplecakes: Happy new month family!!!!!!!!!!!!