A friend posted this on his FB wall and I decided to C & P it here for us to have fun.
You can add yours if you think its cool.

*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB sharjer

Most of them are pidgin English.
In pidgin, anyhow is the way provided say you dey yan.

Lilimax: Most of them are pidgin English.
In pidgin, anyhow is the way provided say you dey yan.

Na true you yarn sha. But, the catch there is: "Lets have FUN". so add yours if you have anything for us to rummage.