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Funny Made In Nigeria English by ddaammyy(f): 12:34pm On Aug 02, 2015
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees
money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my
food
*Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I
hear
your perfume.
*I wan ENTER Motor
*U dey hear d smell?
*shey u dey catch cold
*Abeg leave me alone
*i carry God take beg u ooo
*have mummy Go
*why are u lying in ma head
*is uncle dat beat mε
*is mε dat wil do first
*av u finish eating
*me I cannot come and go and do it
*bros reverse back
*let dem not cum and tell me 2 b goin
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Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by demmy0325(m): 12:35pm On Aug 02, 2015
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Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by Esdb3: 12:36pm On Aug 02, 2015
Chai this soup is pepperish.




For all who don't grab, it is peppery not pepperish.

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Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by Marvellouzkk(f): 12:37pm On Aug 02, 2015
Naso 9ija on point
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by priscaoge(f): 12:37pm On Aug 02, 2015
Lol cheesy

We too much. We cannot come and go and kill ourselves grin grin

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Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by chocolateme(f): 12:37pm On Aug 02, 2015
Are they been taught in schools?
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 12:39pm On Aug 02, 2015
grin
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by pdppower: 12:41pm On Aug 02, 2015
I first you We will carry Okada to Oshodi My mummy she have come I want to come and go ( Yoruba mo fe wa maa lo) Who carry my dunlop here
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by ddaammyy(f): 12:44pm On Aug 02, 2015
chocolateme:
Are they been taught in schools?
nope. Its used as an alternative that awkward moment when u dnt know how to express urself in english grin

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Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 12:45pm On Aug 02, 2015
Where is ur source??
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by ddaammyy(f): 12:46pm On Aug 02, 2015
demmy0325:
..
what?
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by ddaammyy(f): 12:47pm On Aug 02, 2015
Mprepz:
Where is ur source??
facebook! tongue
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by Slickest(m): 12:48pm On Aug 02, 2015
Aaitiomaiit
Get ready
Set
Oba
GO

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Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by ddaammyy(f): 12:52pm On Aug 02, 2015
Slickest:
Aaitiomaiit
Get ready
Set
Oba
GO
hahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaahahaahahahahaha. U got me laffing so hard with that!
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by nairalife2013(m): 1:02pm On Aug 02, 2015
I think I like IS ME DAT WILL DO FIRST!
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 1:02pm On Aug 02, 2015
ddaammyy:
facebook! tongue
Issokay
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by nairalife2013(m): 1:06pm On Aug 02, 2015
Slickest:
Aaitiomaiit
Get ready
Set
Oba
GO
I would have said u are my second dota if u had said GAY DREADY instead of get ready! Funny still
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by ddaammyy(f): 1:11pm On Aug 02, 2015
nairalife2013:
I think I like IS ME DAT WILL DO FIRST!
? Wat ar u doind first? U hv spoi angry

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Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by nairalife2013(m): 1:20pm On Aug 02, 2015
ddaammyy:
? Wat ar u doind first? U hv spoi angry
haha. I fink we hav mutual understanding cool
Re: Funny Made In Nigeria English by demmy0325(m): 1:36pm On Aug 02, 2015
ddaammyy:
what?
.. Water.. undecided..

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