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Chris Okotie's Grammer by Emperoh(m): 3:35pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!!! NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire! Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by tufe(m): 3:41pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
this has been posted twice now in thsi section |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by folly69(m): 3:50pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
meeeeeeen this is crazy ca'nt help laffing even though its old i have not seen it b4 |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by tufe(m): 3:56pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
good for you |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by Name5: 4:12pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
Who the hell is this chris okotrie ? He wan break ma head |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by ztyle(m): 4:16pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
Lol |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by Emperoh(m): 5:12pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
tufe:Tufia leave them wey never read to enjoy it Chikena!!!! |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by folly69(m): 5:42pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
abi o |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by ThugLife1(m): 10:49pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
Hhahhahahahah funny |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by ifyalways(f): 3:35pm On Apr 19, 2008 |
LMAO. na so i be |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by naijastyle: 9:03am On Apr 21, 2008 |
thank God say i no sabi ninglish so that grammar no scatter my head at all. lol |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by jaymobb(m): 9:33am On Apr 21, 2008 |
chai this one pass me |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by tufe(m): 10:36am On Apr 21, 2008 |
go open chambers dictionary now |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by Emperoh(m): 1:33pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
abi o Any one to challenge him? |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by tufe(m): 1:47pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
y dont you |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by ituen(m): 7:58am On Apr 22, 2008 |
[size=14pt]HOW MANY TIMES WILL THIS BE POSTED[/size] |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by clemcykul(f): 8:06am On Apr 22, 2008 |
heyyy brova i kinna missed u wat happened iteun? |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by ituen(m): 8:13am On Apr 22, 2008 |
My sister, NITEL strike bin affect starcomms, and the starcomms people no fit tell me in advance say dem go fit dey affected. Na yesterday wey i go rake for the office say i go burn down their oga house. them just connect me sharp sharp |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by clemcykul(f): 8:21am On Apr 22, 2008 |
aww poor u, well it dint affect my netwrk, but somehow it affect my institute u 4 burn the oga house na abi u no get lungs again? |
Re: Chris Okotie's Grammer by ituen(m): 8:57am On Apr 22, 2008 |
Na their compensation plan make me forget about the burning issue |
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