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12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by ekwurekwu(m): 7:58am On May 11, 2013 |
1-Jogging along gimbiya street,Abuja without 'protective boots' 2-Holding a reconcilatory meeting with Shekau's Uncle. 3-Advocating 'Compulsory Education' in Damaturu 4-Taking up a plum banking job in Maidugustan 5-Chomping Indian apples without NAFDAC number. 6-Kicking off CPC/ANPP Presidential campaign in Angwar Rogo/Gangare,Jos 7-Climbing orbed hills while humming the Yoruba hitsong 'magun' 8-Attempting to escape a mob after stealing a mobile phone in Mushin,Lagos 9- Ward off Bank robbers with Nigerian PF gun/a VIO Neon vest/okija amulet 10-In the spirit of 'nationalism', erect a cenotaph for Gowon in Awka 11-Starting off a $10 million 'Miss Kano pageant' on a beautiful Friday 12- Ombatse! |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by mployer(m): 11:37am On May 11, 2013 |
staying out late night in Aluu village |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by mployer(m): 11:40am On May 11, 2013 |
playing the gentleman in Nigerian politics. |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by mployer(m): 11:43am On May 11, 2013 |
if all u can afford is Dana air ticket |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by mployer(m): 11:47am On May 11, 2013 |
searching for love on Facebook |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by mployer(m): 11:50am On May 11, 2013 |
being a younger brother or wife to rich occultic guys (ritual tinz) |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by mployer(m): 11:53am On May 11, 2013 |
phucking flesh-to-flesh in benue state 1 Like |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by mployer(m): 11:57am On May 11, 2013 |
Reliance on the pension scheme after retirement |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by Coldfaya(m): 1:08pm On May 11, 2013 |
Believing everbody dat calls themselves pastors or prophets |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by DEGREE2466(m): 6:02pm On May 11, 2013 |
hoping to work with shell or chevron when u graduate |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:59am On May 12, 2013 |
Not knowing the website of your workplace, especially if you are a government official. |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by Mrniceguyjohn(m): 8:50am On May 12, 2013 |
Phucking any kogi lady flesh 2 flesh wit out c0nd0m........... 1 Like |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:00pm On May 12, 2013 |
Using "let somebody shout hallelujah" ringtone at maiduguri. |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by flexeey: 2:12pm On May 13, 2013 |
8-Attempting to escape a mob after stealing a mobile phone in Mushin,Lagos LMAO dat1 na suicide mission |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by zubino(m): 3:47am On May 14, 2013 |
Going on hunger strike in the name of protest in Nigeria. |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by Lolaabokoku(f): 6:16am On May 14, 2013 |
Posting censored word by mispelling them on nairaland |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:36am On May 16, 2013 |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by babadem2much(m): 12:48pm On May 16, 2013 |
wearing cinema bra n mini skirt in the street of maidugastan |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by Exponental(m): 7:10am On May 17, 2013 |
1. Slapping a MOPO/soldier in uniform 2. Using d zebra crossing when a car is coming closer 3. Riding okada from lagos to kaduna |
Re: 12 Ways To Die In Nigeria by PrettySpicey(f): 10:27pm On May 17, 2013 |
Being on NAIRALAND 24/7 without no break in transmission. So ............ Goodnight, gentlemen. |
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