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The Billionaire by joey007(m): 5:24pm On Apr 20, 2008
A billionaire died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad.

We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

The billionaire thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along in my ferrari and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

"About two minutes ago," came the reply
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 7:45pm On Apr 20, 2008
good one undecided
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 8:04pm On Apr 20, 2008
thanks milla,
be expectant for more.
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 8:35pm On Apr 20, 2008
hehe.
una weldone oooo.deleting reply for reasons best known to una.hope this goes too
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:21pm On Apr 20, 2008
no mind milla
na him dey encourage tyranny here
small time the joey go dey get mouth grin
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 9:23pm On Apr 20, 2008
wetin dey worry u saucekid, make i no get mouth
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 9:24pm On Apr 20, 2008
money is evil lipsrsealed shocked
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:26pm On Apr 20, 2008
tell him babe

@ joey
once you get mouth,you go become wayward
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 9:27pm On Apr 20, 2008
that not possible
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2008
Ibk whats all these abt money being evil?
shuooooooooooo money is good jare kiss mismanaging money is evil,money is good,being ruled by money is evil,ruling money is good,I say moneeeeeeeeeeeeeey is live. cool
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 9:32pm On Apr 20, 2008
ifyalways:

Ibk whats all these about money being evil?
shuooooooooooo money is good jare kiss mismanaging money is evil,money is good,being ruled by money is evil,ruling money is good,I say moneeeeeeeeeeeeeey is live. cool
lol im just being silly of course money is important o! grin
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 9:33pm On Apr 20, 2008
money is not everything
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 9:33pm On Apr 20, 2008
just wanted to be very and double sure  grin
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:33pm On Apr 20, 2008
the same thing we are talking ify
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 9:34pm On Apr 20, 2008
money isn't everything, very true joey, but it is something grin
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:37pm On Apr 20, 2008
it will take us on that vacation to st tropez grin kiss
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 9:38pm On Apr 20, 2008
accepted
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 9:39pm On Apr 20, 2008
saucekid:

it will take us on that vacation to st tropez grin kiss
hehehehe of course cool
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 9:40pm On Apr 20, 2008
*look around and disappears again*
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:41pm On Apr 20, 2008
*come back here. . . you be wizard*
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 9:57pm On Apr 20, 2008
***notices theres none around,pulls down my shorts and fartssssssssss***
what a refreshing and invigorating experience kiss
Re: The Billionaire by gilgee(m): 10:12pm On Apr 20, 2008
** catches her pulling down her shorts and screams nice A55!**
shocked
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 10:15pm On Apr 20, 2008
*SMILES COS SHE DOESNT KNOW I WAS PEEPING FROM BEHIND THE TREE*
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 10:15pm On Apr 20, 2008
PERVERTS DETECTED
Re: The Billionaire by gilgee(m): 10:16pm On Apr 20, 2008
by a pregnant virgin.
Re: The Billionaire by ThugLife1(m): 10:18pm On Apr 20, 2008
@Post

LOL
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 10:18pm On Apr 20, 2008
Thug Life:

@Post

LOL
Mary did it, so can I cool
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 10:20pm On Apr 20, 2008
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 10:21pm On Apr 20, 2008
cool cool cool cool cool
cool cool cool cool cool
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 10:22pm On Apr 20, 2008
ibkaye:

PERVERTS DETECTED
thank yousssss

***gets the perverts earmarked for a special bla bla session***
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 10:23pm On Apr 20, 2008
NOT SCARED A BIT, I AM A FORTIFIED SOLDIER
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 10:23pm On Apr 20, 2008
i have a gun tongue

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