What a joke!

* I have accepted to lead the cyber security against campaign...

No this can't be true... Are you sure it's patience?

omokayode9258: Thank God o, na our first lady be d 1 den shortlistd 4 d job,cos they knw sey she b d most recognisd nigerian wey fit use grammer blow d cyber users. As 4 d yahoo guys, no way 4 u again, our first lady don come wt updatd grammer. Abeg make d organiser put on grammer prove nd she shuldnt be takn out of our country so dt d shame wil be withn

lol

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Hmm,hmm,hmm,dis is serious!! Me dont think she can handle it.

another "Oga at the top" moment about to happen

Okay oh!

It's all about our money men

Is Patience Jonathan even proficient in d use of computers and softwares at her age?

Wat d hell did i just read?...does she even kw wa cyber means not to talk of cyber security, let som1 interview first on issues of cyber security

OMG seems they will pick anybody and just put them in a position they have NO experience in. How will she spread her message across to "My fellow hackers" ?

How do you appoint someone who doesnt know the difference between a 'mouse' and 'TV remote control' as a leader in the cyber security campaign?

Just when you think you've seen and heard it all...

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big money, she should be careful.

not everybody claiming to like you, actually does.

B@#%h Please.... Can she use a Computer?

vokal_guy: OMG seems they will pick anybody and just put them in a position they have NO experience in. How will she spread her message across to "My fellow hackers" ?

. Unano go kill person for NL o.

This thread,which could have been intellectually stimulating, has been polluted by cretinns.
*walks out*

Global Political appointment

Abeg o, I jst hope they won't show anypart of it on tv, cos na her grammatical bazooka spoil my tv speaker, I jst repaired it ooo..!

wonders shall never end! I guess she has MEND and ASARI Dokubo to help her out with the security side of things

vokal_guy: OMG seems they will pick anybody and just put them in a position they have NO experience in. How will she spread her message across to "My fellow hackers" ?

LWKMD! you guys are wicked! patience don suffer!

Wetin she wan talk? I dey laugh in advance.

Hahaha,with dis new power vestd on madam im sure she'll nt hesitate 2block her parody acct 4twitter 1st.lmao!

The gods have really gone crazy in nigeria.Bodies of suppose intellectuals make hopeless and unfounded decisions just to gain dubious favours from the reigning thieves in nigeria.

There is literally no sane human being in nigeria.

Read inbetween the lines and you'd see how she'll help out.

Or let me help out;

They want to build a regional centre in Nigeria, they need land in Abuja and Money.

Who else is in a better position to provide those in exchange for a 'sumptuous speech'?

You can decipher the balance.

lets pray she doesnt gbagaun

Now, this has to be put in the Jokes section

Hippo Patience would do 'fantastic job',trust me.With this,Shes got more reason to junket abroad with her depraved associates.

This has got to be a joke.

THIS IS A FLOP. CAN SHE SPELL SECURITY NOT TO TALK OF CYBER?