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Indian And Usa Joke by amsisawa(m): 9:14am On May 15, 2006
some one send this to meeeeeeeeee>
An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread,
butter & jam when an American man, chewing gum , sits down next to him.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation: American: "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??" Indian
(in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble)
"We don't. In USA, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in
a
Container recycles it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
India." The American has a smirk on his face. The Indian listens in
silence. The American persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Indian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling), "We don't. In USA we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we
put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into jam and sell the jam to India." The Indian then
asks: "Do you have sex in USA?" American: "Why of course we do", the
American says with a big smirk. Indian: And what do you do with the
condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of
course." Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container,
recycle them, Melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.
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Re: Indian And Usa Joke by Ddii(f): 9:18am On May 15, 2006
nice one.
Re: Indian And Usa Joke by Fimmy(m): 12:20pm On May 15, 2006
I love that smiley smiley
Re: Indian And Usa Joke by mukina2: 12:56pm On May 15, 2006
chei, lol,
Re: Indian And Usa Joke by eveseh(f): 3:25pm On May 15, 2006
cool,lol funny
Re: Indian And Usa Joke by diddy4(m): 7:52pm On May 15, 2006
lmao hillarious
Re: Indian And Usa Joke by senisho(m): 1:00am On May 16, 2006
Ha ha ha ha cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Indian And Usa Joke by hotangel2(f): 4:55am On May 16, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy amazingly awesome!!!

@tonyblu, wat r u doing?
Re: Indian And Usa Joke by micklplus(m): 10:32am On May 16, 2006
@ Hot-angel,I've been wondering too

Nice joke.it made laugh well and i love it.
Cheers cheesy cheesy
Re: Indian And Usa Joke by Oracle(m): 5:20am On Aug 22, 2006
very funny
so the man is actually chewing a balloon

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