Seconded by a chief

@ituen
mylove this ur new signature tire me ooo

but na true na. i mean wetin him talk

@ nightnurse
you signature na wa oh, i don dey trip 4 u oh.

this guy is really possessed!


nightie inject him wit dat damdambula drug

it will calm his nerves

hit him with a sledge hammer too,
it will correct his head

Una dey waste time.

if i see gun, that username "ztyle" go dey inactive for 10 yrs


@Nighnurse,
Na so oh. As i enter bank yesterday, na im one person talk am oh. the whole hall just burst into lafta

@Milla
U gotta take care of the villagers u brought into this land last week. Feed and fend for them. You can allow the girls roam free into our big cities(but towards the palace). Tie the guys oh. We dont want them assaultin our women, goats and turkeys

What kind of jagbajantis is this? We will soon leave your kuvukiland oooO! Afterall, the "outsiders" made it fun. . . . .

J-girl, your asylum request is a special case,
it will be given utmost attention by me and the chiefs
i can assure you that you are welcomed to the big cities
but you will report to my palace every evening to take the map of the city to avoid getting lost.
you will also be preped on how to interact with the locals without much trouble
by me ofcousre

@ituen, some of the guys are good for military purposes.
they will be considered and send to saucekid for proper training
.

haaaaaa - why do i feel like i'm being accepted into Iraq?

more like it,but thats exactly why you need protection
especially from a strong leader like me
its up to you, but to open an account in our kingdom
you need a strong leader
there are uncountable number of bad guys around now
one is named quentinic but i can handle him
more later

J-girl you're very welcome to this land of Kuvuki. Feel free to mingle with us. Pls accept my open hearted welcome.

SAM MILLA:

more like it,but thats exactly why you need protection
especially from a strong leader like me
its up to you, but to open an account in our kingdom
you need a strong leader
there are uncountable number of bad guys around now
one is named quentinic but i can handle him
more later

I hope say the guys no go steal our secret carry am go romance section oh

no way
general saucekid has installed info
detecting equipment around our boders
approved by me during your medical leave

i dont trust that saucekid cos he's pursuing some bosom from romance section

***New stranger walks into the land*** :|

@ naijastyle thank you

@ Sam Milla - I don't know if you've heard the song independent by webbie but that's what I am. No one can intimidate me anyhow if not ehn! It's me and the troublesome kuvukians. If you need help with quentinic, I can help using my femininity. . . .

are u sure?

Positive! Let him come back tomorrow - he'll see me in action

j-girl:

Positive! Let him come back tomorrow - he'll see me in action

hmmmm,
ok,

come give me a private preview,
7pm, today,
sharpman lodge ,
allen roundabout,
gbagada, ikoyi, lagos

don't b late

then i will give u certification, u know, nafdac approved.

looks on

gives her binoculars

She won't even see if u give her a telescope!

Ayusman,

That one too go far sef, check ere eyes, e dey like under of coca cola bottle

COla cola?

no its gulder

shine shine bobo

u don drink am b4?

i no get money to buy, u wan buy for me

julius beggar!