The Bank Robbery There was this
robbery in a certain
town , the
robber shouted to everyone: "All
don't
move, money belongs to the state, life
belongs
to you". Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing
Concept -- >
Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber
shouted at her "Please be civilised!
This is a robbery and not a
molestation!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on
what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told
the older robber
(who is only
primary school educated), "Big bro,
let's count how
much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very silly,
somuch money, how
to count,
tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from
the bank!" This is called "Experience -->
nowadays experience is more
important than
paper
qualifications! "
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After the robbers left, the bank
manager told the
bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait,
let's
put the K5
million we embezzled into the
amount the robbers
robbed". This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation
to
your
advantage!" ---------------
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The supervisor says "It will be good
if
there is a
robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported
that k100 million
was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and
counted and
counted, but they could only count
k20 million .
The robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives
and only took k20
million, the bank
manager took k80 million with a snap
of his fingers.
It lookslike it is better to be
educated
than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much
asgold !"
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---- The bank manager was smiling and
happy because
his loss in the CINOPEC shares are
now
covered by
this robbery. This is called "Seizing the
opportunity -- > daring to
take risks!

Says who? Who got d larger part? Isnt it d educated manager?