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| What The Bleep Did She Say by olu4life(m): 1:40pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
On a very beautiful day, a guy saw a beautiful babe. He doesnt know how to approach the girl because he thought the girl was of high standard. The next day, he saw the girl coming back from school and he decided to summon the courage to talk to the girl. The weather was moody and the girl was in a hurry to get home. The guy finally approached the girl and the following conversation took place. The guy: How you doing. The girl did not reply. The guy: are you shy to talk to me The girl did not also reply The guy: Whats the matter Finally the girl replied him The girl: Told me what you want to told me, otherwise i left. Heavy rain is caming is caming The guy: Sorry, i miss road  I guess you know how the story ends. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by Riskie(f): 3:50pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
Maybe I'm slow but I don't get the joke. Do you mind explaining it??  |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by StephenP(m): 3:53pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
Riskie:She couldn't speak good English so that turned him off. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by Riskie(f): 3:59pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
lol ok. Thanx for the explanation  |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by StephenP(m): 4:00pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
Anytime. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by segunpc(m): 4:01pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
Told me what you want to told me, otherwise i left. Heavy rain is caming is caming there is nix wrong with this english na. infact it is genuine queens english. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 4:05pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
this joke aint funny at allllllllllllll  |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by clemcykul(f): 5:09pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
*burns thread* steve who told u to explain? tufe see me see this dude o |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 5:20pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
clem, u see why i have been asking u to give me d permission to treat this young boy's fcukup |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by folly69(m): 5:43pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
yelz  |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by StephenP(m): 5:55pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
clemcykul: If she didn't get it, why shouldn't explain it to her? Why do you guys have to be so mean? tufe: Do your worst, it's not going phase me anyway. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 5:59pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
@folly why u dey yelz @s i bet u dont know me. I have made people leave this joke section b4,and re-register with a different user, bcoz i fcukedup their rep. I believe u wudnt want me and u to go down that lane. believe me, it aint pretty. just blend in the fun |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by StephenP(m): 6:03pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
tufe:Yeah right. Am I s'posed to be scared? If you'd let me, I bet I'd blend. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by Riskie(f): 6:06pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
tufe: LOL!!! Messed up someone's rep online  If that's the only reputation that you have to defend then I'm sorry but you are a loser. Yea, I didn't get the joke. Why?? BECAUSE IT WASN'T EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY! Only a slowpoke would laugh at such.You are just a buffoon hiding behind a Nairaland user name trying to feel "cool" because you can't be in real life. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 6:28pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
riskie, i dont think u meant to say that to me. Read through the posts and know who asked Steven to interprete. I have not directed anything at you. plz if necessary, modify u last post, but if u feel u are on ur ground, then let it be. I do not exchange words with ladies. @steve, alright, i hear you |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by StephenP(m): 6:31pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
Riskie:Yeah Riskie, the lastest Nairaland way to have mad props is to mess up someone's rep. And just in case he doesn't know, I am being really sarcastic. tufe:You are the one that needs to do the reading and modify your post. Riskie:This looks to me like she asked someone to explain it to her. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 6:45pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
now steven, i really wanted to let sleeping dogs be that way, but u seem to want to wake them up  |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by TheSly: 6:48pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
You see how pathetic you are. . . .You messed up someones rep in an online forum? do u have a life at all? I guess not. . i seriously do not know why you are this enormously stupid and intellectually handicapped, do u have brain at all? bleeped up peoples rep online?. . .so all u do here is to earn some pathetic reps? in fact. . . .you epitomize the best quality of stupidity. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by StephenP(m): 6:57pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
tufe: Well, I had been cool all the while told you to quit disturbing me but you had to push me to the limit, didn't you? So that you can mess up my rep, right? Please do mess up my online rep. LOL!! |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 7:05pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
come steve, show. i be guy, u be guy, so no lie o. that pic wey u put 4ur profile, na ur own. Cuz really, that na fine guy **thunder go follow any idiot wey try attack me for wetin i just talk** |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by ituen(m): 11:15pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
guy, kool down oh |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by clemcykul(f): 9:49am On Apr 24, 2008 |
*holds gulder in one hand, turkey laps in the other, sits comfortably on a settee and enjoyz brawl btwn steve and tufe* fire on guys! |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 12:44pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
i gotz dey teach all these children lesson |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by clemcykul(f): 4:06pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
*drives tufe wit horsewhip* get back to the battle field. |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by olu4life(m): 5:10pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
tufe:You see say you dey mad. i think say you be better person before, u just confirmed that you are a big fool. who do you think you are, you think stealing from your mamas purse just to be online is the problem, rite. u are so jobless, that i wonder how would you just be yabbing people for nothing. o i get, so as to be recognized. idiot. am still coming back for you |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by pku(f): 5:14pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
abeg, whats happening here o? |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tjtj1(m): 5:21pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
the rain is caming? yu ran out of jokes ryte?  |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 5:30pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
tj, watagwan. how ya side? |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tjtj1(m): 5:31pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
the sun is caming lol |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 5:41pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
hmmmm **Dials our high skool english teacher** picks up **what did you say tj scored in English again ** |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tjtj1(m): 5:42pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
ya he came 1st frm the back |
| Re: What The Bleep Did She Say by tufe(m): 6:03pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
hmmmm no wonder lol |
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