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God Is Missing by doctor(op): 4:12pm On May 15, 2006
Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time outs, notes home, missed recesses - but could do nothing with them. Finally the boys were sent to see the priest.
The first boy went in and sat in a chair across the desk from the priest. The priest asked, "Do you know where God is?" The little boy just sat there.

The priest stood up and asked again, "Son, do you know where God is?" The littAAle boy trembled but said nothing.

The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, "Do you know where God is?"

The little boy bolted out of the chair ran past his friend in the waiting room, all the way home. He got in bed and pulled the covers up over his head. His friend had followed him home asked, "what happened in there?"

The boy replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"
Re: God Is Missing by diddy4(m): 6:19pm On May 15, 2006
recycled. dont ask for the link cuzz i will give it to u.

grin wink wink wink
Re: God Is Missing by eveseh(f): 6:38pm On May 15, 2006
wahahahahhahaha,funny
Re: God Is Missing by hotangel2(f): 11:15pm On May 15, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy nice
Re: God Is Missing by spikelord(m): 11:38pm On May 15, 2006
Recycled joke.
Re: God Is Missing by senisho(m): 12:39am On May 16, 2006
Nice 1. Like it.
Re: God Is Missing by senisho(m): 12:39am On May 16, 2006
Nice 1. Like it. cheesy
Re: God Is Missing by Fimmy(m): 12:52am On May 16, 2006
spikelord:
Recycled joke.
Re: God Is Missing by Fimmy(m): 12:56am On May 16, 2006
spikelord:
Recycled joke.
Re: God Is Missing by dm(m): 7:42pm On May 19, 2006
Folks Pls do it like this

angry angry angry Re-cycled
Re: God Is Missing by seunspice(m): 10:42am On Nov 27, 2007
very very recycled huh
Re: God Is Missing by ituen(m): 6:11pm On Nov 27, 2007
seunspice:
very very recycled huh
Fimmy:
[/quote][quote author=dm link=topic=12940.msg370178#msg370178 date=1148064145]Folks Please do it like this

angry angry angry Re-cycled
Re-triangled
Re: God Is Missing by Phiniter(m): 8:18pm On Nov 27, 2007
Re Squarecled
Re: God Is Missing by topeteadr(m): 8:42pm On Nov 27, 2007
Re-circled
Re: God Is Missing by SugaLips(f): 9:08pm On Nov 27, 2007
Ok erm. . . guys? I think the poster gets the point now.
Re: God Is Missing by topeteadr(m): 12:38am On Nov 28, 2007
Sugadear' , , , hw far` well. . . . . . . . , , , , , , , , in wat wAy d0 U think; , , , , , @ p0ster hAs g0tten d p0int. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Re: God Is Missing by kronkykay(m): 12:52am On Nov 28, 2007
has gotten the point

so he can't reply his own post.

u guyz can be frustrating at times

but na true una talk now.

this piece of SHIT is more than re-cycled.
Re: God Is Missing by topeteadr(m): 12:57am On Nov 28, 2007
i'LL say, , , , itS re-trapeziumed,, , . . . . , , wat do U thiNK 'bout that.
Re: God Is Missing by topeteadr(m): 12:58am On Nov 28, 2007
i'LL say, , , , itS re-trapeziumed,, , . . . . , , wat do U thiNK 'bout that.
Re: God Is Missing by ituen(m): 1:14am On Nov 28, 2007
Well i think the poster has gotten the jerk now
Re: God Is Missing by topeteadr(m): 1:25am On Nov 28, 2007
@poster' must ' , , , , . . . . . jerK oFF.
Re: God Is Missing by Migines(m): 7:33am On Nov 28, 2007
I think theres a difference btw "circle"& "cycle"
Re: God Is Missing by Migines(m): 7:34am On Nov 28, 2007
I think theres a difference btw "circle"& "cycle"
Re: God Is Missing by djcrooky(m): 7:41am On Nov 28, 2007
like lol there is
Re: God Is Missing by uchetobi(f): 10:49am On Nov 28, 2007
Dint get the joke
Re: God Is Missing by topeteadr(m): 7:19pm On Nov 28, 2007
U , , , cant' ge da; j0ke. . . . bc0s @p0§ter, , . . . , , copied nd ' ' ' ' paste.
Re: God Is Missing by clemcykul(f): 7:53pm On Nov 28, 2007
hahhhaaa lol @teadrl grin
Re: God Is Missing by doctor(op): 4:49pm On Dec 18, 2007
if anyone says it was recycled, think before u write, cos it may be recycled but u must ask urself which was posted first or maybe the person who posted last was not aware of it. How many ideas do u and no one else have? Think About It.
Re: God Is Missing by topeteadr(m): 1:11am On Dec 19, 2007
R u nuts.
Re: God Is Missing by tjtj1(m): 12:02am On Dec 20, 2007
tope_teadr:
R u nuts.
yeah he is, he is a guy not a kitten
Re: God Is Missing by MrTurkey(m): 12:10am On Dec 20, 2007
tj_tj:
yeah he is, he is a guy not a kitten
uh man, and all these while i thought he was a turkey grin
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