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More Meat by djcrooky(m): 11:02am On Jan 25, 2008
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze and says, "In America, we call this a hug."

She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss."

She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Later that evening, after quite a few drinks, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to screw her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich."

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
Re: More Meat by ituen(m): 12:14pm On Jan 25, 2008
O boy, come explain this one
Re: More Meat by clemcykul(f): 1:42pm On Jan 25, 2008
serious explanation grin grin lol
Re: More Meat by ThugLife1(m): 2:38pm On Jan 25, 2008
Hahahahhahahha
nice one
Re: More Meat by Nobody: 2:39pm On Jan 25, 2008
;d
Re: More Meat by salinco(m): 2:55pm On Jan 25, 2008
better one
Re: More Meat by Emperoh(m): 3:39pm On Jan 25, 2008
Dj am waiting for the Musical explanation of this Joke
Re: More Meat by ThugLife1(m): 3:51pm On Jan 25, 2008
lol
Re: More Meat by GeeCee(m): 4:22pm On Jan 25, 2008
The explanation be say the thing wey the guy put 4 inside the lady's thing is too small. The guy's national property na the meat.
Re: More Meat by Lolabbey: 4:29pm On Jan 25, 2008
its cool grin

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