i love dis tyty

seun didnt remove him, he actually quit. people's insults here provoked him, and the sammy i know is bigger than all that.

He does professional comedy for Magazines in Germany, so its trash hearing some small people on this land yapping him. I dey feel the guy sha.

Sammy kudos to you

Hey tj_tj u wished abi?

At Tufe some Newbies are about to deny us more bed space
This is the reason Milla has a case to answer.

i understand. but Sam simply wanted to populate kuvuki, does that mean he shud now loose his job

tj_tj:

busta wtf re yuu man

Lol . . . that was kanda scary

tj_tj:

lol am bored like crap nd shes in toronto, i want to chat

where abouts are u?


offtopic now huh?

Busta Kuvukiland Passport number pls

I might take it upon myself to immigration Kuvukiland now

Emperoh:

Busta Kuvukiland Passport number please
I might take it upon myself to immigration Kuvukiland now

419 419 419419

There u go!

@Busta
loooool

*arrests emperoh for questioning on impersonation charges*
you havent been accorded any post in kuvuki yet

nna try

na just the beginning be this

NATIONAL ADDRESS TO ALL KUVUKIANS AND ALIENS OF KUVUKILAND



I had expected this post long time coming

Moderating with freedom(based on MOD's initiative) is one thing

Moderating with orders from above is another


I had noticed spams in jokes section and personally informed Seun of the need for moderators

The Jokes Family understand that yabs are part of life and it shows that we are able to control it. Yabs I mean, include raw words (which are always censored by poster) and circulated till it gets outta fashion.

When Sam came in, i was happy and developed a special relationship _{(tufe, clemcy and the rest, no mis-interpret me oh )} with him and he was always open to advices.

During his Admin, i noticed we still had spams even though reports were made to him to delete them. Offensive yabs were deleted but like i said, it could have been censored by the MOD which would still pass the original message but cause no harm to the forum _{(jokers complained more abt this issue).}

I and Sam had personal discussions on how to improve this section (with contributions from members of jokes thread) but  . . . . . . . . . _{i'll keep it wit me}

Overall, Sam is just learning and will improve greatly if given the necessary support.

He let me know that pressure was on him (by suspected personalities) during his tenure in which i woulnt elaborate on _{(cos i promised him i'll keep my word)}

Whether sammy is coming back or not is solely the decision of Seun and no other apart from sam's acceptance.

BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT WE NEED A MOD WHETHER ITS SAMMY OR NAIJAGURLY




SEUN,_{you were offline wen i posted this}

I have always respected you and i feel i shld let you know this:

I expected you to reply some of the questions put to you. In as much as people dont know you, they will feel belonged if they have the Leader come down from his throne to interact with people who make his empire a success.

Once in a while, pop into threads and mix up with people who contribute to this forum. Someone Somewhere will feel happy if the Site Admin IM's he/her wishing him/her a nice day even though its a one-minute chat.


Take care, fellow Kuvukians

Ituen
Head, Kuvuki Chiefs


Signed: Migines, Tufe, Saucekid

Sam must hav learn a lesson by now that he can't just fight the majority. personally, am happy he is removed because he thinks he has so much power.  why i said this is that sam will b the first to comdmn peoples joke and he felt his own jokes are always the best. thats why we did a very good reserch on his jokes and we reliased he always copy and paste them on NLD. we warned him that he can't send us away from here but we can frustrate him out which we have done. only seun can stop me from posting my mind. and i know most people here will see my comment telling him to becareful with people like me. Sam thanks anyway for all you have done we are always learning and i think you should send a letter of appreciation to Seun for given you such a privilege to learn and an apology letter to we that you have deleted our post and thread out of hatered. wishing you the best in NLD. cheers

SAM was good, I think he should be allowed back,, but with a condition He must promise to bring back all my thread he deleted.

Sam is cool, Its Seun I have a problem with. You put the guy to moderate, you didnt inform us, now you have relived him of his position and after that you deem it fit to ask us. Abeg, Ban me if you like but me i no send na my own i dey talk. If not for us members, there will be no Nairaland, so stop being a dictator. Ban me for life if you want, i no send.

He must also promise not follow me compete in toasting any chick here ooo

Ok now Seun make me the Moderator now!!!!
As e be say Sam Milla no good for you!

My one and only Ituen has spoken and he spoke very well, Oga Seun its high time you come down from that ur mighty throne and relate with N/L members bcoz even this very Joke section wld be so boring without us!

nightnurse - abeg stop to dey blink ur eyez u cute we know.

fellow kuvukians . . . .i greet una


i really dont give a 5hit about who is moderating the jokes section of nland

neither do i give a big fat Bleep about who put him there or who removed him. . . .

sam and i are friends but i make sure i dont let that friendship run into helping him moderate the jokes section or send him advices like ituen _{(atleast na only him i know wey dey do am)}

the jokes section for all i care do not even need a moderator in the first place. . . . we were _{(i mean i was happy)} happy to have someone who was dedicated enough to take up all the responsibilities of putting the jokes section as one of the most organised threads on nland. . . . which wasnt my main concern though . . .coz no be my papa get nland. . . . .but im get one plantation of WEED. . . . that i can protect and organise. . . .hehehehehehehe


so seun can decide to have his mouth wired shut if he doesnt come down here and face the questions from the pandemonium _{(chai . . .onyibo)} he caused. . .


cap'n sam. . . .


abeg u get lighter there. . . . .make i light sumthging put for brain. . . . .

saucekid, delib . . .u guys come get ur monthly quota of weed ASAP.



N.B.

nobody i mean nobody body should come up to me with a BAN THREAT. . . .i get more prison breaks than that.

am out. .n ./ ./ . .

peace 2 y'all. . . . .

@Kronky
U still wan light put something for brain with all these fire u dey emit for nose. Abeg, make i go call fire service!

sam is at my house at the moment, he is making a decision

hmmmmm
what i have noticed from the various posts is dat all posts against Sam are coming from strangers of the joke sections

It's really true dat some people are fighting bed space with us here
fellow kuvukians please let's do something to scare them away

Yes ooo, nobody can take my position in ur bed

@ohilebo

U must be silly oh. na bamboo bed u go get.

@kronk,
to advice my friend no be curse

To my wives
Ur protection is my greatest commitment. go into the world and shake ur butts. any body who doesnt like it shld go to hell

which wives? na lie o

I hope they don't come and do shaky shaky nyashie for me
Because if they do,
E-bosom MUST take place

I hope they don't come and do shaky shaky nyashie for me
Because if they do,
E-bosom MUST take place

@ tessybaby

very soon we will land anthrax virus in your so call kuvuki land and then we will enslave all of you.